≈ first breeze! (text)

[heirterosexual]

wow, oookay.
this place is pretty messed up!
i find it to be a terrible fourteenth birthday present.
even if it's not my birthday anymore.
but, uh, belatedly!
hi, i'm john egbert.
apparently there's a lalonde-me running around, so hi lalonde-me.
it's really freaky to consider a me, that's also a rose, but still me?
how does that even work. is that like doomed timeline shenanigans?
wow does that mean there's a doomed timeline somewhere that combined me and rose?
maybe i messed up on the ectobiology and created some weird rose-me-hybrid.
freaky tentacle-ghosty-movie-wizard baby!
oh man that sounds like an awesome horror movie or something.
we should write our own horror movie.
hi everybody else that's not-me, too!

Comments

[Action] rofl i am shitty at star wars references sry if i spelled the name wrong

[heirterosexual]

Should I start calling you Qui-Gon?

[Action] Spelling is for squares. I spelled Bonnie as Bonny recently LOL

[knightime]

Only if you desire to do so. That's a shitty name compared to Dave though.

[Action] FFFF very good.

[heirterosexual]

Yeah, Dave's a hell of a lot cooler.

[Action]

[knightime]

Damn right it is.

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[heirterosexual]

Dave-gon. Qui-Dave. [He quirks his mouth.]

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[knightime]

Oh my god. Those sound so dumb. Just quit while you're ahead.

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[heirterosexual]

No, no I've got it! Princess Dave-a.

[Action]

[knightime]

I'm disowning you. That's it. We're done. You're dead to me. Best friend rights revoked.

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[heirterosexual]

Oh come on, I was gonna say then I'm AmiJohna. I have to wear dumb lipstick!! At least you get cool hairbuns.

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[knightime]

No. This is so dumb. You're dumb. This entire conversation is dumb.

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[heirterosexual]

Yeah well your face is dumb.

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[knightime]

Your d-[Oh fuck. That would be incredibly insensitive. Good thing he caught himself.] Touche. You win this time, Egbert.

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[heirterosexual]

[Njkgnkb. John would have been so stung. And his step falters for just a half a second at the halted sentence, but he grins and bumps shoulders with Dave.]

Damn straight I do. [He takes a moment to assess Dave's dumb face.] ...Man, you still wear those.

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[knightime]

[Dave kind of shoves back halfheartedly. He feels kind of stupid for nearly letting that slip.]

Yeah? So what? It's fucking ironic, remember? [Along some other reasons.]

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[heirterosexual]

[Yeah one of these days John is just gonna get punched in the stomach with Dad feels and probably sit somewhere and cry. He's sorry in advance, really he is.]

It makes me feel kind of cool, honestly.

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[knightime]

[It's okay. Feelings are hard. Especially here.]

Why's that?

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[heirterosexual]

Because I gave them to you as a derpy birthday present and you've probably worn them every day since then?

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[knightime]

Yeah? So. Maybe I just like wearing sunglasses and they were convenient. [They both know that's not true though. He could have kept Bro's anime shades.]

[Action]

[heirterosexual]

Yeah and you had your brother's weird scalene triangles, but you chose mine. I feel cool, okay, let me feel cool.

[Action]

[knightime]

If it helps you sleep at night. The benevolent and fucking awesome Strider wears thy shades whom has been relinquished by one, John Egbert.

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[heirterosexual]

[He just laughs.]

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[knightime]

Dude, I was being so serious just now. Legit serious. And you start laughing at me like the hugest dick.

[Action]

[heirterosexual]

Thaaat's what I'm best at, Dave.

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[knightime]

We can't be friends anymore, you realize. My precious feelings have been compromised.

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[heirterosexual]

[He gasps in a most overdramatic fashion, smacking his hands to his mouth.]

Oh, bite your tongue Sir Raps-a-Lot!!