permanon | text | backdated to Day 2 | itp Jade ruins the network

[reddeadvirtuoso]

ALRIGHT FILTHY PEONS OF THE TOWER.
I DON'T CARE A8OUT HOW MANY BODY IMAGE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE.
WE'RE SETTLING THIS RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
ERIDAN AMPORA.
THE PUTRIED JADE-BLOODED ONE.
I HAVE A GIGANTIC RAGING H8BONER FOR YOU.
NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD.

[NOTE: all of Jade's posts can be seen as being posted all within the same minute, though they're still anonymous.]

Comments

[chronomancer]

are you sayin youre the mythical ironyless strider?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

No such thing.

[chronomancer]

havvent met rose strider
i gather

[reddeadvirtuoso]

You can't run from the ironic miles.

[chronomancer]

jade
jade
sweetie
hon
No

[reddeadvirtuoso]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[SHE'S NOT STOPPING]

[chronomancer]

the ditch keeps gettin bigger an bigger hon
quit wwhile yer ahead
though you left ahead a feww miles awway already

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Well, you would be the expert on digging around here, wouldn't you?

[Yep she's not even trying anymore.]

[chronomancer]

unfortunately

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Then you'll have to tell me, because as I have already stated, I have no idea what you're talking about.

[chronomancer]

oh im sure youll figure it out
you bein a strider an all
a course

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Of course.
But as you probably already know, it's a Strider's job to talk someone else's ear out or eyes off until they finally give up. Tools of the trade and all.

[chronomancer]

more like professional tools
period

[reddeadvirtuoso]

Sounds to me like you're just coming back to your shovel obsession.

[chronomancer]

i dont havve a shovvel obsession
i appreciate a good performance though

[reddeadvirtuoso]

No, I'm pretty sure you have some kind of shovel-related mania.

[chronomancer]

i think youre projectin strider

[reddeadvirtuoso]

I'm not the one constantly going on about them, I'm just calling out your bullshit.

[chronomancer]

oh but wwe all knoww you find my bullshit super charmin

[reddeadvirtuoso]

About as charming as a bowl of Lucky Charms without the marshmallows.

[chronomancer]

wwhich i assume are the human equivvalent a vvery charmin yes

[reddeadvirtuoso]

You're being very culturally insensitive, you know.

[chronomancer]

wwell thats unfortunate
but since youre Not my moirail
your chastisin means nothin to me
sorry

[reddeadvirtuoso]

[Well shit

does she blow her cover to yell at him properly, or keep up this ridiculous-already-horribly-shattered charade...]

Touché, Mr. Ampora.

[chronomancer]

alloww me to tip my imaginary hat in a smug human wway then