three spirits channeled ★ video

[mayatama]

[ When the feed turns on, there appears to be one Maya Fey, clearly surprised as a bunch of burgers start falling. It's enough to last a week, honestly. Since they did come from her home world.

But when she manages to regain composure, she's still freaking out slightly... ]

Uh, um... for anyone who met me while I was trying to eat them, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to actually eat any of you guys.

But I have some burgers! The very best, actually! If anybody wants them, come on over to the cafeteria and taste them. They're better than the oatmeal, that's for sure.

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[mayatama]

I didn't. And I'm glad that I didn't!

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Oh, come now. You won't know if you like it until you try it. Just like vegetables, or haggis!

...Actually, no, haggis is still terrible. Forget I wrote that.

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[mayatama]

But they're people! It's totally different!

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Death isn't permanent here, anyway. Does it matter?

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[mayatama]

Of course it matters! Even if it isn't permanent, it's still death, and it still hurts!

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Pain is merely a mental state, my friend. I've had undead monstrosities gnaw on my flesh before. It isn't as bad as you make it out to be.

[He's lying. About the "it isn't that bad" part, that is. He really has had zombies chew on him.

Not fun.]

[mayatama]

...

Maybe not to you, but for other people it might be!

[doctor_dismemberment]

Then they are wimps. They don't deserve my sympathy.