three spirits channeled ★ video

[mayatama]

[ When the feed turns on, there appears to be one Maya Fey, clearly surprised as a bunch of burgers start falling. It's enough to last a week, honestly. Since they did come from her home world.

But when she manages to regain composure, she's still freaking out slightly... ]

Uh, um... for anyone who met me while I was trying to eat them, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to actually eat any of you guys.

But I have some burgers! The very best, actually! If anybody wants them, come on over to the cafeteria and taste them. They're better than the oatmeal, that's for sure.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

No need to be ashamed of it, child. Some of the people here are rather tasty.

[Whoops, he's not sorry about what happened last month at all. He's more bitter and angry about all the times he died than anything, actually.]

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[septette]

...you tried to eat people?

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[mayatama]

[ Maya sighs, slightly disappointed. Yeah, she's not proud about trying to eat people. ]

Yeah, I did... though I honestly wasn't myself at that time.

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[mayatama]

But that's not the point! I didn't want to kill anybody...

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[doctor_dismemberment]

You're not denying that they taste good!

It's okay. Your secret is safe with me.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Bur... gers?

[TOTALLY UNAWARE WHAT THESE THINGS ARE.]

[titties]

... Woah, what--you tried to eat people? I'll bet most people wouldn't taste very good at all! Unless it's a cute girl or something. [ im sorry ]

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[justiceerror]

.....It was interesting.

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[mayatama]

Well, I can't deny something that I've never done! I mean, I would never want to do that if I had a choice!

[ Because she really didn't manage to bite anyone successfully.. ]

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[mayatama]

That's right, burgers! They're the most delicious food that you can ever have!

[ And she'll shove one on the screen happily. ]

You haven't lived unless you've had one of these babies.

[mayatama]

Yeah...

[ She sounds upset before she perks up again, but she's pretty angry. ]

But people wouldn't taste good at all! Burgers are better than people, that's for sure!

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Oh, so you didn't eat anyone? What a shame.

You sound very closed-minded.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Kind of just pulling his face back away from the screen in surprise.]

I fear I've never even heard of such a food.

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[mayatama]

You call that interesting?! It wasn't interesting at all!

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[mayatama]

[ Maya frowns as she puts it away. Someone never having a burger? Preposterous! ]

Then you better come down by the cafeteria now! You don't know what you're missing!

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[mayatama]

I didn't. And I'm glad that I didn't!

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Blame Middle Earth cuisine. Burgers weren't a thing there.]

I suppose there's no harm in coming to try one.

[Hopefully it won't kill him.]

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Oh, come now. You won't know if you like it until you try it. Just like vegetables, or haggis!

...Actually, no, haggis is still terrible. Forget I wrote that.

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[mayatama]

But they're people! It's totally different!

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[mayatama]

Of course there isn't! And don't worry, you won't regret it.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I shall be there shortly, then.

[ooc: want to action this or..?]

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[mayatama]

Alright, then!

[ And she will be in the cafeteria with a basket of burgers that would normally last a week. But for Maya, they only last a day. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[For the elf, it doesn't take long as all for him to find his way down to the cafeteria and it takes even less time for him to spot the young woman he'd been speaking with.]

Mae govannen.

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[mayatama]

Hi!

[ Maya immediately stands up, waving. It's obvious that she doesn't know what he was saying, but she'll smile nonetheless. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[He smiles and closes the distance between them, giving a slight bow in greet. Waving is a human thing.]

Hello.