three spirits channeled ★ video

[mayatama]

[ When the feed turns on, there appears to be one Maya Fey, clearly surprised as a bunch of burgers start falling. It's enough to last a week, honestly. Since they did come from her home world.

But when she manages to regain composure, she's still freaking out slightly... ]

Uh, um... for anyone who met me while I was trying to eat them, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to actually eat any of you guys.

But I have some burgers! The very best, actually! If anybody wants them, come on over to the cafeteria and taste them. They're better than the oatmeal, that's for sure.

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[doctor_dismemberment]

No need to be ashamed of it, child. Some of the people here are rather tasty.

[Whoops, he's not sorry about what happened last month at all. He's more bitter and angry about all the times he died than anything, actually.]

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[mayatama]

But that's not the point! I didn't want to kill anybody...

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[doctor_dismemberment]

You're not denying that they taste good!

It's okay. Your secret is safe with me.

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[mayatama]

Well, I can't deny something that I've never done! I mean, I would never want to do that if I had a choice!

[ Because she really didn't manage to bite anyone successfully.. ]

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Oh, so you didn't eat anyone? What a shame.

You sound very closed-minded.

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[mayatama]

I didn't. And I'm glad that I didn't!

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[septette]

...you tried to eat people?

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[mayatama]

[ Maya sighs, slightly disappointed. Yeah, she's not proud about trying to eat people. ]

Yeah, I did... though I honestly wasn't myself at that time.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Bur... gers?

[TOTALLY UNAWARE WHAT THESE THINGS ARE.]

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[mayatama]

That's right, burgers! They're the most delicious food that you can ever have!

[ And she'll shove one on the screen happily. ]

You haven't lived unless you've had one of these babies.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Kind of just pulling his face back away from the screen in surprise.]

I fear I've never even heard of such a food.

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[mayatama]

[ Maya frowns as she puts it away. Someone never having a burger? Preposterous! ]

Then you better come down by the cafeteria now! You don't know what you're missing!

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Blame Middle Earth cuisine. Burgers weren't a thing there.]

I suppose there's no harm in coming to try one.

[Hopefully it won't kill him.]

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[mayatama]

Of course there isn't! And don't worry, you won't regret it.

[titties]

... Woah, what--you tried to eat people? I'll bet most people wouldn't taste very good at all! Unless it's a cute girl or something. [ im sorry ]

[mayatama]

Yeah...

[ She sounds upset before she perks up again, but she's pretty angry. ]

But people wouldn't taste good at all! Burgers are better than people, that's for sure!

[titties]

Or all sorts of other meats! ... Still, heh, it's a good thing that nothing too bad happened.

[mayatama]

Yeah, it really is!

[ Except for the fact that she died. ]

I just hope everyone else is alright.

[titties]

... Me, too. Dammit... should've known that they'd pull something for Halloween. Isn't that day supposed to be fun? What kind of sick people are they?

[mayatama]

Well, maybe they don't like Halloween!

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[justiceerror]

.....It was interesting.

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[mayatama]

You call that interesting?! It wasn't interesting at all!

[justiceerror]

I found it pretty entertaining to have you bite me. I think you enjoyed my taste.....

[mayatama]

But that wasn't me!

[ ... Actually, wait a sec. ]

Well, okay, it was me - but I was being possessed! Or something.

[justiceerror]

Ah- you didn't deny you enjoyed my taste.... how wonderful, hehahaha!