three spirits channeled ★ video

[mayatama]

[ When the feed turns on, there appears to be one Maya Fey, clearly surprised as a bunch of burgers start falling. It's enough to last a week, honestly. Since they did come from her home world.

But when she manages to regain composure, she's still freaking out slightly... ]

Uh, um... for anyone who met me while I was trying to eat them, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to actually eat any of you guys.

But I have some burgers! The very best, actually! If anybody wants them, come on over to the cafeteria and taste them. They're better than the oatmeal, that's for sure.

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[mayatama]

Anyway, here's a burger! I got a bunch, apparently, and I thought it'd be nice to share instead of eating all of it myself.

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Ah, thank you.

[Taking one and looking it over curiously... It's kind of greasy.]

You're sure this is edible?

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[mayatama]

Of course I'm sure! Just watch.

[ And she'll just shove one into her mouth as if to prove that they're edible. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Whoa, that's some definitely lack of table manners but okay! Humans are weird sometimes, he can deal with that.]

I suppose that is proof enough.

[Taking a cautious bite and chewing. Slowly.]

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[mayatama]

[ Well, Maya won't judge. Everyone's different after all. Maya, though, just eats the burgers quickly giving absolutely no fucks. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Oh, yes, they are indeed. Legolas look surprised as he finishes his first bite.]

Is is good.

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[mayatama]

See? I told you! These burgers are the best!

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

We've food like this in Middle Earth but not the same.

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[mayatama]

Of course it's not the same. It's better.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I'm not entirely sure about that but it is good.

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[mayatama]

But it shouldn't just be good! It should be the best! The best burger that you'll ever have in your whole entire life!

[ She's over-exaggerating, honestly. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

It is the first time I have ever had one of these so it goes without needing be said that it is already the best I've had.

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[mayatama]

Well, naturally! And you won't have anything greater!

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Perhaps not, we shall see.

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[mayatama]

Well, nothing should be better! If something is better, then I'll be the one to judge!

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

You've obviously never eaten among the elves.

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[mayatama]

Well, that's because we don't have elves at home.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

That is a shame.

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[mayatama]

I guess it is.