three spirits channeled ★ video

[mayatama]

[ When the feed turns on, there appears to be one Maya Fey, clearly surprised as a bunch of burgers start falling. It's enough to last a week, honestly. Since they did come from her home world.

But when she manages to regain composure, she's still freaking out slightly... ]

Uh, um... for anyone who met me while I was trying to eat them, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to actually eat any of you guys.

But I have some burgers! The very best, actually! If anybody wants them, come on over to the cafeteria and taste them. They're better than the oatmeal, that's for sure.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Blame Middle Earth cuisine. Burgers weren't a thing there.]

I suppose there's no harm in coming to try one.

[Hopefully it won't kill him.]

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[mayatama]

Of course there isn't! And don't worry, you won't regret it.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I shall be there shortly, then.

[ooc: want to action this or..?]

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[mayatama]

Alright, then!

[ And she will be in the cafeteria with a basket of burgers that would normally last a week. But for Maya, they only last a day. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[For the elf, it doesn't take long as all for him to find his way down to the cafeteria and it takes even less time for him to spot the young woman he'd been speaking with.]

Mae govannen.

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[mayatama]

Hi!

[ Maya immediately stands up, waving. It's obvious that she doesn't know what he was saying, but she'll smile nonetheless. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[He smiles and closes the distance between them, giving a slight bow in greet. Waving is a human thing.]

Hello.

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[mayatama]

Anyway, here's a burger! I got a bunch, apparently, and I thought it'd be nice to share instead of eating all of it myself.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Ah, thank you.

[Taking one and looking it over curiously... It's kind of greasy.]

You're sure this is edible?

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[mayatama]

Of course I'm sure! Just watch.

[ And she'll just shove one into her mouth as if to prove that they're edible. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Whoa, that's some definitely lack of table manners but okay! Humans are weird sometimes, he can deal with that.]

I suppose that is proof enough.

[Taking a cautious bite and chewing. Slowly.]

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[mayatama]

[ Well, Maya won't judge. Everyone's different after all. Maya, though, just eats the burgers quickly giving absolutely no fucks. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Oh, yes, they are indeed. Legolas look surprised as he finishes his first bite.]

Is is good.

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[mayatama]

See? I told you! These burgers are the best!

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

We've food like this in Middle Earth but not the same.

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[mayatama]

Of course it's not the same. It's better.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I'm not entirely sure about that but it is good.

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[mayatama]

But it shouldn't just be good! It should be the best! The best burger that you'll ever have in your whole entire life!

[ She's over-exaggerating, honestly. ]

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

It is the first time I have ever had one of these so it goes without needing be said that it is already the best I've had.

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[mayatama]

Well, naturally! And you won't have anything greater!

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

Perhaps not, we shall see.

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[mayatama]

Well, nothing should be better! If something is better, then I'll be the one to judge!

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

You've obviously never eaten among the elves.

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[mayatama]

Well, that's because we don't have elves at home.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

That is a shame.