anon text from your local Times New Roman club

[nodeviations]

If you could, please respond here with your costume, deaths- ones you caused, or ones others caused you -and also what you 'gained' from participation, if anything. Likewise useful would be a list of winners, but I suppose that may be shooting for the stars just a bit.

After you've done that, you may go back to your hugs, tissues, or whatever it is that soothes your troubled souls.

Comments

who is this mysterious character yoloing at jay's entry

[nodeviations]

That's especially horrific.

Do you think you could give us more details in private? Over text or in person, your choice.

[blah blah formality blah]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[morituramfides]

Let's just say "unpleasant" is an understatement.

How about we meet up in person? I have a friend that's got some information that you'll probably be interested in too.

[casually forgets they killed Jay oops.]

we may never knowwwwwwwwwwww

[nodeviations]

I can imagine.

That should work. We'll be sure to meet up with you wherever, at your disclosure.

[eh w/e we coo']

it's one of life's greatest mysteries [private]

[morituramfides]

There's something like a warehouse below one of the elevator stops that's pretty quiet. We'll meet you there.

[private] like how often jay eats

[nodeviations]

Could you see if you could, by some amazing luck and coincidence, arrive there with curry? I'm starving.

[private] does times new roman eat

[morituramfides]

What do I look like, your babysitter? I don't know what's on the menu this month.

yes, it eats lesser fonts [priv]

[nodeviations]

It's on the menu, but I suppose I can't expect you to play the part of delivery boy.

That said, I'll be there after I get my own dinner then. Way to impede the streamlining process.

[j/k bro but you're still a bitch]

[private] like courier??

[morituramfides]

It would be easier to streamline if we didn't have to take a lunch break.

[w/e w/e he's outtie]