[backdated to the 21st] text (in japanese)(in english)(in french)

[nemophila]

My name is Jun Kurosu. Some of you may remember me from the body swap fiasco.

Others have offered their translation services and I thought perhaps I could help as well. I'm fluent in English, Japanese, and French, and I know some German and Spanish as well. If you need help communicating with anyone who knows those languages, please let me know.

If you speak a language that is in the same family as those, I can try my best to help with that too. It shouldn't be too difficult. At least as long as this keeps up.

[The next part seems to be added after the fact;]

I suppose if anyone wants to learn any of those languages after this mess too, I can assist. In addition, has anyone been able to figure out how the language of this world works?

[The message is repeated and rewritten in every language that he lists, though the German and Spanish versions are a bit broken grammar-wise.]

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[Guess which one of his fingers Richtofen sticks up into the air.

Ain't nobody got time for your sass.]

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[nemophila]

[Oh look he's facepalming now

how did that happen]

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[deathboss]

[Eikichi just shrugs with the world's most shit-eating-grin on his face.

So glad they got all of this figured out.]

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[Got WHAT figured out, you insufferable crazy-haired ass? Richtofen's done. He is so done.]

I hate you and I hope you die.

[Wait, shit. That was in Lithuanian.]

GOD DAMN IT ALL!

[That, however, was in Punjabi.]

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[nemophila]

[Jun just sighed and sort of shrugged his shoulders again with an exasperated expression. He was trying to say sorry at least?]

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[deathboss]

[Oh well you tried Jun.]

He took it pretty well. (In German)

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[doctor_dismemberment]

I am going to stab you in the face, bitch. (In Lithuanian)

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[nemophila]

[And now he's just giving Eikichi A Look.]

Does he sound like he's taking it well to you? (in German) [And as such, he gestured towards Richtofen. He didn't have to know Lithuanian to know the guy was pissy.]

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[deathboss]

I was being sarcastic. (In German).

[Still he didn't know what the guy was saying. That could be dangerous. So he'll lower the tension a bit. You know after being a 17 year old, and does a TIME OUT sign.

Then makes a drawing that pretty much illustrates that it's a bad idea for the three of them to get into a fight right now.

It's pretty detailed.]

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[Still just glaring. Honestly, it's a 50/50 chance as to whether he's going to go through with his threat or not.]

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[nemophila]

[Jun is just sighing at you, Eikichi. In German. Sighing at you in German

And uh...kind of just watching Richtofen nervously and getting ready to call out Chronos if the guy does decide to get his stabs on, and just, set his hand on Eikichi's shoulder to try and nuuudge him away to go away from the crazy Nazi guy, yeah come on bro let's go let's go--]