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5th Time in Text

how many times have you gone back quote unquote home?
this would be my second time going back
also how long do you get sent back for
both times for me it was like a fucking month
god a fucking month of this shit where you have nothing to do
do you even realize how boring that is?
its like making angels in the fucking ground pretending its actually fun
i assume making snow angels is the shit
but tv programming could be a lying fuck
i only saw snow once and we kind of had shit to do
its cold anyways and why the fuck would you like snow
because freezing your ass off is so much fun
but thats not the point
im back i guess

...
it feels emptier than usual

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[He's not gonna pry, since it doesn't seem like she wants to talk about it.]

too late
now you have a birthday and its the same day as mine
along with probably a shitton of other people so whatever
you wont be able to forget it either
everytime ill be like
hey
hey
its gonna be your birthday
youll never hear the end of it

good

[-- Man, Dave. She's a bit overwhelmed, even if it's silly - but in a good way. SO this means of course she has to turn it around on him.]

Does that mean I get to do that to you too?

[TOO LATE, SHE'S DOING THIS, SHE'S MAKING THIS HAPEN.]

Hey.
Hey.
Dave it's going to be your birthday.

omg
no
stop
no
why did i
omg
why did i even
fml

[YOU DO NOT TROLL HER she is the queen of trolls man. UNDER THAT SWEET EXTERIOR LIES THE HEART OF A TRUE TROLLING MASTER.]

You did say I'd never hear the end of it.

[So turnabout is fair play. C8]

Happy days before your birthday.

[Trollololololol]

i regret all my life choices
leave me here to die

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. I have a duty.

Hey.

Hey.

[She's having way too much fun with this.]

Happy early birthday.

Besides what would you die from? I'm pretty sure this isn't fatal. [Erryday she trollinin]

im so done
im so done with you
im so done with this tower
im so done with myself
im dead
youve killed me
death by teasing or something
trolling
ive been trolled to death

you are having way too much fun with this omg

[WOW DAVE so rude.]

If you're dead how are you still typing?

[Brb trolling with logic--]

You can think of it as a birthday gift if you'd like. You did start it.

[So if she gets to have fun trolling him because he walked right into it then that counts as having given her a gift, right--]

ghost magic
dont judge
just because youre not a ghost doesnt mean you can be ghostist
sheesh
my delicate feelings are offended

fml

It was a question not a judgment.

[Namitroll is amused by this nevertheless, however.]

But I'm sorry about your feelings. Is there any way I can make it up to you?

Besides reminding you about your birthday I mean.

[C8]

oh my god
just
oh my god
why are you doing this to me holy shit

You started it. That meant I had to return the favor.

[You brought this on yourself, Dave. C8]

gdi
youre picking up on this shit too well
you need to stop
for my sake
also because i have better things to talk about than trolling me

[Hey, don't judge her for being a quick learner.]

[Well, FINE, if he's going to be like that, she guesses she'll let him off the hook. ~~Tee hee.~~]

Really? Like what?

a bunch of my friends are having birthdays too
obviously a party should be held
youre invited

[...!]

Really?

[... Duh, Naminé.]

Okay. I'll definitely be there. [Because 'maybe' didn't seem like it would cut it after what was said before.] Thank you.

you better be
its your first birthday party
cant enjoy it if you arent there
thats how it works

I suppose you do have a point. It would be sort of hard to enjoy it from my room I think. I guess I have no choice. [Not that she actually means she's even the slightest bit bothered by that; it's just her duty to troll him a little, right--]

you really dont
i will personally drag you there kicking and screaming if i have too
your option is go willingly or go against your will
i dont take no

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. She's so sure, Dave. So sure. (Brb, she needs a moment to laugh.)]

Don't worry I won't make you do that. I wouldn't want to inconvenience you. [... Hee.] I'm not sure you'd find me anyway. [No, she's joking.]

im the king of hide n seek
you say that but id find you
you cant hide from me

Are you certain? Because now that I think about it I might be pretty good at hiding if I really try.

[Considering the whole cheaty portally powers and stuff, not to mention the chances of being able to get a track on his heart.]

youre gonna lose
i guarantee

[He has time powers. This would be an intense game of hide n seek.]

[Future generations of all the worlds would speak of it in whispers.]

[She's not actually competitive, or anything, but now that this discussion has started... it sort of sounds like fun.]

Really? Now you've made me curious.

obviously a giant game of hide n seek needs to happen
shit would be intense

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