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[wrigurun]

What wedding? I didn't know there was a wedding...

Are you listening? Hey!

[Wriggle bashes the terminal a few times and leans in closer as if that would help her see them again. She looks slightly uneasy but still curious]

Where'd you guys go? What else were you talking about?

Hey!

[She can barely recall the memories of using the terminal as an adult and she'd been fiddling with one when the video feed had suddenly turned on. It doesn't seem like she has any idea of what she's doing]

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[wrigurun]

Haha, I guess you're right.

I hope nothing embarrassing I've done has shown up on these things.

[She scratches the back of her head slightly sheepishly and glances at the ground. If she had done anything embarrassing she sure couldn't remember it but that doesn't mean it didn't happen]

Do you use these things a lot? I sometimes see people sitting at them but I could never read what they were saying. I think some of them got mad at me for looking over their shoulder.

[hystericull]

[Gamzee leans back in his chair, propping his legs up on either side of the monitor and resting his hands on his stomach. He was getting comfy now, because he had nothing better to do, and because shooting the shit with this little bug always cracked him up.]

Sometimes...

[He said this in a scary voice, like one might use to tell a story to a child.]

Sometimes, the fuckin' camera gots a mind for it's motherfucking own. Turns itself the fuck on when ain't no one be all fuckin' wantin' it to.

[After leaning forward, eyes wide, for that moment of dramatic reveleation, Gamzee slumps back again.]

I use it sometimes. When all I ain't be much wanting to type the fronty noise up from my pan out my motherfucking digits. Maybe use it more fuckin' often so alls you're being able to fuckin' know what I'm on about.

[He tilts his head, smirking a bit as he shoves a finger in his nose.]

Ain't nothin' no peeps in the tower gonna get me cross at them for fuckin' filming of me. Ain't got a stitch of modesty in this fuckin' big-ass body mine, and to be fuckin' real witchu, peeps what get sassy at a girl for gettin' her curiosity on at them be fuckin' shitsticks needin' their ungrateful pump biscuits tore right from their mother FUCKING CHESTS.

[He leaned his head back, honking out a few laughs.]

[wrigurun]

[The voice certainly made her uneasy but she knew there was no immediate danger if he was behind a screen]

W-well it's not like you need to be that harsh. I wouldn't be mad if they just told me what they were doing.

Guess they must be pretty important, huh... We didn't have anything like this where I came from. Well, we did have something that would take pictures without you knowing, but they were a tengu and not...

[She gives a few hand motions to indicate the terminal]

This.

[hystericull]

[Gamzee leaned forward again, lifting his lip in a rather unattractive expression of confusion.]

What the fuck's a ten goo.

[wrigurun]

Tengu... they're uh... They're yokai, usually birds but I think I've seen wolf tengu too. They live on Youkai mountain and one of them runs a newspaper... I think.

I don't remember.

[hystericull]

[Wow. Those were a lot of words he didn't know. Gamzee just stared at the screen, mouth hanging open dumbly.]

Shit, I ain't even knowing what the motherfuck any of what it all was what you just motherfuckin' were saying.

[wrigurun]

Really? I guess that's kind of what it feels like talking to you then.

[What is tact?]

[hystericull]

Fuck, I make motherfuckin' perfect sense, yo.

[He throws his hands up in exasperation.]

Y'all just gotta fuckin' be up and cleaning the buggy gunk up out your motherfucking hear ducts.

[wrigurun]

That's exactly my point! What the hell are hear ducts- oh...

[She brings up her hands to pat the sides of her head]

You mean ears, right? Why not just say 'ears'? It's like twice as short.

[hystericull]

"Ears."

[He spat the word out in a snooty, disgusting voice.]

Stupid fuckin' human word.

[wrigurun]

It's not a human word! Even humans and youkai speak pretty much the same language, geez!

[hystericull]

Stop with the fuckin' gibberish! That's my mother fucking shtick!!!

[He furrowed his brows.]

The fuck's a yolk eye!? You makin' fun of me!? Shit be fuckin' racist, motherfucker!

[wrigurun]

I'm a youkai thank-you very much! And it's better than being human!

Besides, what even are you? You look like some kind of weird grey oni!

[hystericull]

Motherfuckin' anything's all being up and better than fuckin' bein' human, man.

[He sighed in irritation.]

This motherfucker be a fuckin' troll. Ain't you fuckin' all heard of them before!? Come from a fuckin' wicked-ass planet what's all much fuckin' way better than this dumpheap.

Least, I all think it motherfuckin' was, maybe.

[wrigurun]

Never heard of a troll before...

And hey, I don't have a perfect memory of my old home but I know it was better than this place.

[hystericull]

[He balks.]

How the fuck ain't your ass all up and never got to fuckin' hearin' of no motherfuckin' troll what's before!?

[Seriously, they're like, everywhere in this stupid tower. Get with the program, Wriggle!]

I know you be gettin' your fuckin' friendlies on with them other motherfuckers like me, don't be fucking lying at me, bro.

[wrigurun]

I have a lot of other species to remember! Humans, tengu, vampires, fairies, oni, it takes a lot of mind power okay!

But... yeah now that you mention it I guess you do look kind of similar to Equius and a bunch of other people around the tower.

[hystericull]

[You don't need to remember those, they don't matter. Only trolls matter. Although, at that last part, Gamzee pulls a face.]

No. That motherfucker wishes he was resembling me. Ain't nothing in this fuckin' world what's the same between us motherfuckers.

[He looks like he might gag.]

[wrigurun]

But you do! You both have grey skin and pumpkin coloured horns! I mean you act totally different but yeah, you're the same species aren't you?

[hystericull]

What pumpkin!?

[Gamzee pulled a face before rolling his eyes up.]

Oh, them fuckers. Mine be all much fuckin' better than that bitch's nasty phallic protrusions, ain't you fuckin' feelin' the same? Motherfuckers love my horns.

[He let his tongue loll out of his mouth jokingly.]