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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[A very pissed off Latina girl, wearing the catsuit provided to her, is gracing your screen for the first time! Have I mentioned she's not very happy with the current situation?]

Look, I don't know whose bright idea it was to kidnap me, but you grabbed the wrong girl. [she waves one hand around] I am from Lima Heights Adjacent, you know what goes on there? It's not pretty. So you best be lettin' me go.

Also this collar has gotta go. I appreciate kinky sex games as much as the next girl, but kidnapping is not the way to go. I'm totally not playing out your stupid fantasies. [she sits back and crosses her arms] You could have just asked.

Oh and one last thing, [she holds up the

Be happy here

note] Was this like terrorists or did Berry just talk about herself too much? This is like the worst practical joke in the history of jokes. Can I go home now?

Comments

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Well they best be listening to me.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

I wish you the best of luck with it.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

What? Do you not believe that I could make some changes around here?

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

Ah well I don't mean to be rude. It is just that everyone...seems to think that.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Well everyone isn't Santana Lopez. [she sits back in her chair] I have my ways.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

Then, honestly, I wish you the best of luck.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[she scoffs at her] So it seems like you've been here a while, tell me about this place.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

This is the Tower for lack of a better name. We've all been kidnapped here and the collars, we were told, are some way to help us survive here.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Bull shit. I don't believe any of that.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

It's unfortunately true. Well the kidnapped part. The collars are up for debate I think.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

And what was the point of kidnapping all of us? Do you even know who took us? This whole thing is like really shady.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

We met them once...but we don't really know much.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

So, what, they don't live here too?

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

Not in the same part of the tower.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Well then let's bust into their part of this shitty tower and get our point across better.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

If we knew where they were.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

It's a freaking tower! They can only be hiding in so many places. I suggest you all get looking and then we can go home.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

I would advise you to undertake it yourself, if you have so little faith in our abilities. We have been here months, but of course your fresh eyes will solve it, right?

Good luck.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Well someone is a bit bitter. Fine, I'll go look myself, but fist tell me your name so when I find them and get what I want, I can gloat.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

My name is Canada. I'm sorry. I just don't really understand why every person that arrives thinks we haven't tried...

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, Canada is a country not a name. That of you have some really crazy parents or the type that name you the place that you were conceived. And excuse me for exploring all options and thinking you weren't all complacent with this whole ideal.

[pineandmaple.livejournal.com]

I...am Canada. The nation as a person.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. Its just hard to believe we would ever go complacent with the people who are here.

[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

So you're like the president or something? Does Canada even have a president? [she looks baffled for a second] Whatever.