.003 ♐ cerberusTestament is allergic to your goddamn valentine foodstuffs. [Text]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Just out of almost idle curiosity
}↠ Is there anything to eat in this place
}↠ That is not currently over-saturated with sugar
}↠ Or the color pink

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[thenewnancydrew]

it's february. you know, month of valentines day? besides, pink's not all that bad of a color.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about
}↠ In and of itself, I suppose, that is true
}↠ But everything in excess easily becomes unpleasant

[thenewnancydrew]

valentines day. like, the day that celebrates fluffy lovey dovey things? it's like a couples day. people buy each other flowers and chocolate and stuffed animals, and they go on dates and have dinner.

also, you can never have too much pink. like, ever.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ You are not ringing any bells at all, I am afraid

}↠ You can have too much of everything, pink included

[thenewnancydrew]

somebody is going to have to show you the ways of valentines day. like, stat.

i am the living walking testimony that you can never have too much pink. so is elle woods. have you ever seen legally blonde? that girl is rockin the pink.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ You are using words and I know the words
}↠ And yet whatever it is you are trying to say continues to elude me

[thenewnancydrew]

so you're saying you've never seen legally blonde? i think we'll have to fix that, too.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I was unaware this was something that needed fixing






}↠ What do you mean by we

[thenewnancydrew]

we as in you and me. the two of us. bella and...


i'm bella, by the way. nice to meet you.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Darkleer

[LOOK AT ALL THESE WORDS, MAN. Tell him to slow down or he'll drown you under a tidal wave of verbosity.]

[thenewnancydrew]

great! we, as in bella and darkleer. i'm going to get my hands on a copy of legally blonde, and then we'll watch it.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ We will

[At some point he lost control of this conversation, and he's not sure how he feels about that.]

[thenewnancydrew]

it's a plan, then. i'll keep you posted.

[ Bella's ridiculously good at taking a conversation and turning it into something completely opposite than what it started out as. ]

[disgracedvoid]

[Darkleer quietly reconsiders his typing quirk and his blatant lack of punctuation, because that last bit was meant to be a question, not an agreement. Now what the hell is even going on here.]

}↠ Er, I am sure you will

[WHAT IS HAPPENING, and what did he just agree to.]

oh god, I'm dying right now

[thenewnancydrew]

[ W h o o p s. And Bella is completely clueless that she's taken this the wrong way. ]

and then you will learn the importance of empowerment of the color pink.

[ A night of watching an implausible movie and eating popcorn with a girl he doesn't even know? ]

I'm pretty sure that's the standard reaction to Darkleer o7

[disgracedvoid]

[ w e l p ]

}↠ If I must

[...Darkleer's life is suffering.]

[thenewnancydrew]

don't worry, you'll have a blast.

[ Poor Darkleer. ]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Are you always this

[Bloody perky?]

}↠ Energetic

[thenewnancydrew]

i try to be. better to be energetic than mopey.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I see
}↠ I am not

[In fact, if Psii is to be believed, he's positively mopey.]