.003 ♐ cerberusTestament is allergic to your goddamn valentine foodstuffs. [Text]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Just out of almost idle curiosity
}↠ Is there anything to eat in this place
}↠ That is not currently over-saturated with sugar
}↠ Or the color pink

Comments

[xanthous]

Why 2hould there be?
There'2 nothiing wrong wiith the food.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ If you do not particularly care about rotting teeth, perhaps

[xanthous]

II don't thiink iit really work2 liike that, 2o 2top gettiing up iin arm2.
You'd probably benefiit from 2ome 2weetne22.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ No one is "getting up in arms"
}↠ There is hardly any need for such ridiculous defensiveness
}↠ Over a simple question
}↠ Besides, my sugar intake is none of your business

[xanthous]

You're gettiing pii22y over the food. IIt'2 clo2e enough.
II diidn't mean liiteral 2weetne22 from food, hiighblood.

[In this case, highblood is taking the place of idiot.]

[Text - quirk is fine with me FYI!]

[bloodyashes]

Short of making something yourself, no.

If you're interested in that, there's ingredients in the kitchens behind the cafeteria, or you down hunt something down on one of the other floors.

Kk!

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I see
}↠ I suppose I should be glad at least
}↠ That it is something other than nutrition bars this month

[bloodyashes]

True enough. At least Ruana's food isn't tasteless.

[Too much taste, rather. Between the two of them, they'd either make a miracle or a disaster. Probably the latter.]

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I fear everything in this place must be based on extremes
}↠ It is rather infuriating

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[pinnaculum]

The oatmeal was not pink or sugared.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ That is true enough
}↠ It is always an option should everything else fail

[pinnaculum]

I don't like sweet food. I would rather eat more oatmeal.

What other options are there?

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ As I had suspected, and from what I have been told
}↠ The only alternative is to hunt down and find your own sustenance

[forgetbeam]

The colour should not matter.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ Water should not be pink

[forgetbeam]

It's just food colouring. It tastes fine and is not poisonous.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ My time here has taught me to be especially wary of such whimsical displays
}↠ They are never as innocuous as we would like to believe them to be

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[chainsawn]

What's wrong with either of those things..?

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ There is nothing inherently wrong with either
}↠ I simply do not find them to my taste in such overwhelming quantities

[chainsawn]

I see. I thought it was actually pretty nice of them to cut the food into interesting shapes for them. .. Would it be better if they were triangles instead?

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ ...what
}↠ It is not really a matter of taste, per se

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[thenewnancydrew]

it's february. you know, month of valentines day? besides, pink's not all that bad of a color.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about
}↠ In and of itself, I suppose, that is true
}↠ But everything in excess easily becomes unpleasant

[thenewnancydrew]

valentines day. like, the day that celebrates fluffy lovey dovey things? it's like a couples day. people buy each other flowers and chocolate and stuffed animals, and they go on dates and have dinner.

also, you can never have too much pink. like, ever.

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ You are not ringing any bells at all, I am afraid

}↠ You can have too much of everything, pink included