john egbert (ghostyTrickster / ectoBiologist) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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animus_network2013-04-03 09:28 pm
longwinded) wrote in animus_network2013-04-03 09:28 pm
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breath one | text
[Say hello to John Egbert. Say hello to John Egbert's angry texts.]
all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.
[He sends another out a few moments later.]
who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.
all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.
[He sends another out a few moments later.]
who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.
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You'll need that stubborn optimism here more than anything.
Especially when the administrators decide to come out and play.
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these people actually show their faces?
i guess i can just give them a piece of my mind.
[He is such a stubborn douchebag.]
sigh.
but i could really care less right now.
sitting here is okay too.
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Sometimes, but I was mostly speaking about their...games. I guess.
Experiments.
Whatever you would prefer to call them.
Have you had your oatmeal yet?
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well then i guess we'll see what happens.
nnnno?
i haven't.
am i supposed to?
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You don't have to right now, but promise me that once you start getting hungry you'll eat the bowl of oatmeal first.
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why am am i promising you?
is this a serious thing?
you don't promise unless it's serious.
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You can't promise something to a friend who is simply worrying for your well being?
John I am absolutely hurt.
Well to put it simply, either you eat the oatmeal first or you puke anything else you put into your stomach.
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whoa.
hold on there rose.
fine, i promise.
i will get some oatmeal when i get hungry.
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Not only because of your poor stomach, but just think of all that wasted food!
Just sitting in a wet, putrid pile in the bottom of that trashcan...
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ew.
no need for details.
i got it.
i'll eat the oatmeal even if it doesn't sound appetizing.
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After all, what bodily function is more miserable than vomiting?
But thank you, John.
Oh, and please try not to die.
I'm sure that goes without saying, but I have had my fill of Egbert Deaths™.
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you went as far as trademarking that.
i'll try my best not to die.
but i can be revived.
as long as it isn't me doing something stupid.
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And you wouldn't die permanently here anyway, whether it was just or heroic.
Meaning you can really wrack up a death count, which is sort of what I want to avoid.
I know it's going to be difficult, but I would really love it if none of you were killed too often.
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it can't be so serious it needs that.
then again.
looking at myself (literally).
i can see where you may need one.
hahahaha.
no really, i promise i won't get into toooooo much trouble.
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Thank you.
It sounds like John may have gotten the upper hand on the pranksters gambit recently.
I don't suppose he managed to prank you, did he?
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din't even worry.
time for you to quit that worrying.
[John could be such an ass right now, but Rose is being so serious....]
he pranked me.
i got pranked by me.
what is this????????
poetic justice.