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[longwinded]

[Say hello to John Egbert. Say hello to John Egbert's angry texts.]

all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.

[He sends another out a few moments later.]

who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.

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[turntechtrainer]

i pretty much convinced thats all they want to see happen

[longwinded]

man what a literal ray of sunshine.
but judging from the doom and gloom.
there seems to be no bright side.
you know.
aside from the fact people you know are here.
not that you want them to be.

[turntechtrainer]

just got to make the most of it from here
key here is not to over think it
im sure you remember how to take things at a rate of day to day
somewhere far back in your memory like some old friend you forgot the name of
whats the last thing you remember about home fyi

[longwinded]

it's to over think, hah.
meaning it's easy to get psyched out.
sure, sure.
i'll work on that skill though.
my patience isn't what it used to be.

[As if he ever had any.]

i was yelling at the sky, at davesprite.
i was kinda mad?
and then the world was black.

[turntechtrainer]

what patience
breaking it to you dude you never had it
anyway no idea if youre ahead of me or not
not even going to ask what your prob with other me is
but lets go by ages
im 16 and some months

[longwinded]

nope.
never did.
that is just the sad truth i suppose.
i just turned 15.
yeah.
you're older.

[turntechtrainer]

going to take this moment to do a victory dance
only not really
other younger me will tell you all the important stuff you need to know
i think by now youve gotten the oh by the way theres more than one of us
right
i mean john did give you that wake up didnt he
him and that damn ghastly

[longwinded]

okay if that john is yours.
just.
okay.
am i always the rude?
it's hilarious, but god i didn't know i could be so cagey.
more than one of you and i.
that concept really just gets me.

[turntechtrainer]

welcome to self revelations enjoy your stay
he was probably being cagey because he knows how he reacts to seemingly impossible situations
coupled with the aforementioned more than one of us and not always reflections or mirrors of the self we know
reasonable amount of caution
for example one version of you could be downright evil and youd never know until they just take your air
oh sorry were you using that
then stab you with the handle of the hammer
like the punchline to very unfunny joke

[longwinded]

i'll get him back one day.
he'll just be sitting there one day, and bam.
pie in the face.
bucket on his head.
hah.
he'll never see it coming.
nope.

[turntechtrainer]

ill leave that to you
john on john
man what is with people and not getting along with themselves
dirk and bro had this mindfuck war going in johto

[longwinded]

oh no.
you are on this pokemon thing too.
i'm still slightly baffled.
if not completely side eyeing you guys.

[turntechtrainer]

if youre going to be a debbie doubter just come see me
im on a horse

[longwinded]

i'm not being a debbie doubter!
i'm just.
okay maybe i doubt you a little.

[turntechtrainer]

right
youre shaking your skirts at me and saying prove it
come up a floor and ill put my money where my mouth is

[longwinded]

which way is up?
i'll come up if you tell me where to go.

[turntechtrainer]

if youre on the second got come down
on the fourth got to come up

[longwinded]

what if i'm on the first dude.

jesus christ fucking pop up thingy

[turntechtrainer]

then come down two floors
not that difficult in the math department here

folded how could you block me. :(

[longwinded]

alright, alright.
i'm coming.

[Okay yes, he does that thing and he is where Dave told him to be.]

now where are you?
:/

it popped up in my way! ;~;

[turntechtrainer]

[There's the drumming of hooves on tile before Rapidash trots into view with Dave on her back. They come to a stop before him, fire shifting as Lady B flicks her tail.] Right here, obviously.

I AM OFFEND!!!!

[longwinded]

[......John is a little shocked. Okay. This place was sucky just a second ago. It is somewhat bearable now.]

Okay. I'm sorry I doubted you.

/weeps

[turntechtrainer]

[As if on cue, Bro the Bagon leaps out off Lady B's back and Dave curses, grabbing for him.] Damn it, you can't fly from here. Oh my god, how did your species survive??

[Once he has him secure, he slips off his starter's back and sighs.] It's cool. I'd have doubted me too.

[longwinded]

Dude this is a pretty sweet set up you have. They're so cool. Like holy fuck man. [He saw a glimpse of some of John's pokemon and still thought he was pulling a prank. But nope.]

This place is unbelievable.

[turntechtrainer]

Yeah it is. Then again so are ghost pokes. Also really fuckin creepy but you're going to get that gleam in your eyes, aren't you.