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[Say hello to John Egbert. Say hello to John Egbert's angry texts.]

all questions aside about what the hell is going on here.
who broke my hammer?
because that is just messed up.

[He sends another out a few moments later.]

who is even seeing this?
hi i'm john.
to anyone out there.

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i would vent my confusion.
but i think i'm starting to learn to expect the unexpected.
or some shit like that.

oh yeah i ket them.
they're all pretty cool!
and actually have pokemon.
spoilers.
i doubted all of them.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

hot damn gold star for you then egbert
you get top marks for the day in your education of trans-universal horseshit!
gratz kiddo

hahahah i know right
its like our lives walked right out of a nintendo commercial
all these chill kids gettin along with their little handhelds
and then you suddenly go to trade for another electric rat sensation and it just jumps right the fuck out of your screen!
suddenly youre in johto ready for the adventure of your goddamn life

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thanks!
i'll treasure this gold star.
:)
stick it on my trunk.
marvel at it.

i've been a few weird places in my life.
but hahaha.
never somewhere as weird as here.
let me tell you what.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

you be proud of that star
save it
show it to your kids
random strangers on the street
at family reunions
you fucking earned that star ;)

trufax
for all the bullshit the medium dishes out it sure wasnt a 100+ floor tower
(btw yeah 100 floors)
(hope you have your running shoes)

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oh man.
i'm so flattered right now.
i'm smiling.
:)
^like that

oh goodie.
hope this place has a map.

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

shit man its the smiles like that that make this incredibly unlucrative sticker-star dishing out business all worthwhile
makes my heart grow real warm right here you know

no they didnt invent that option for the poketch anymore
..actually idk if they invented the poketch since were stuck on something that looks like its from 1988

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man.
you're making me all fuzzy inside.
good end to a bad day.

poketch?
:|

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[reddeadvirtuoso]

its what im here for
spreading smiles to the world
:')

you know those like half phone half watches half PDAs half mobile computer half radio half magical tech bullshit they introduced in one of the games