[video/text]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

WHO WANTS A DATE WITH THE AMAZING PRINCESS ZELDA?

Comments

2/idek

[sageprincess]

[. . .]

3/idek

[sageprincess]

[... She didn't.]

4/6, I think

[sageprincess]

[Oh, Goddesses above, she did.]

5/6

[sageprincess]

[And some of the comments--]

6/6 - open to anyone who wants to commiserate/chat said princess up!

[sageprincess]

Tetra.

[Wow, she managed not to flip the terminal. Miracles do happen.]

[Text.]

[hystericull]

so.
you all being as wicked hot as your motherfuckin photo up there's all indicating at a brother?

[He's not laughing behind the terminal or anything.]

video; oops, probably should have said that somewhere

[sageprincess]

Do not mock me.

[The narration insists that she's quite pretty but definitely not the most shapely woman ever--]

[hystericull]

testy, testy.
now you better fuckin got big knockers for all that tude you put fuckin behind all them words yours.
a motherfucker ain't got no time for sassy flat broads.
honk honk honk honk. ;o)

video

[puppy_lancer]

Yo.

[Lancer tosses her a quick greeting.]

Maybe you should relax and let the kid try what she wants. Who knows? You might like it.

[permatext] whoops more threadjacking

[ocariness]

Or she might feel hassled and bothered and may not need any of this!

Re: [permatext] whoops more threadjacking

[puppy_lancer]

hey, if you say she doesn't want it then fine
but don't act like she doesn't need love
who knows
maybe she'll find the right guy

video

[sageprincess]

Yes, because this is certainly the most romantic place in all the worlds.

[Warning: snarky when angry.]

I have neither the time nor the desire for such a thing.

Re: video

[puppy_lancer]

[He cocks his head.]

Don't you? This ain't the busiest place in all the worlds either.

[video;]

[wegotlucky]

[He's still looking pretty awkward.]

I, uh, think she meant well.

[video;]

[sageprincess]

[At least he has to decency to be so, unlike certain other people.]

I know, that is the worst part.

[As humiliated as she is, Tetra is still her family, after all. And the idea that she thinks she's 'sad' and needs a significant other is... well, let's not think about that before an important mission.]

[video;]

[wegotlucky]

[He'd be so embarrassed if a kid tried to hook him up with someone. Which, thinking about it, was probably a possibility in his world.

Even if he was already engaged.]

Kids are good at picking up on things we'd rather they didn't.

[He knows.]

[video]

[justguidelines]

So would me assumption this will end in tears for either party correct, or did I miss me mark.

[video]

[sageprincess]

Tears are a bit much, but I shall be making certain this does not happen in the future.

[Sounds a bit like a parent that's going to scold a child, really.]

[video]

[justguidelines]

Come now, lass. It appears it was only a gesture made in good faith. No sense in being that way about it, aye?

[Just be thankful he's not creeping on you, too, Zelda, because he's really good at it.]

[scorchedchivalry]

Should any slights to your honor be made on behalf of this misguided effort, I request you tell me.

[sageprincess]

[Oh shi-]

I can handle a few crude comments, but your support is appreciated, Saber.

[ocariness]

I do not know who you are but thank you for having some common sense amongst the idiocy going on here and protecting her

she certainly deserves it, I agree

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[OH SH--!]

... Hi, Aunt Zelda.

[sageprincess]

[HELLO.]

What, pray tell, do you think you are doing?

voice; private

[cullscuttlefish]

I am so sorry for Gamzee. I'm planning on - forcefully, if it comes to it - teaching him never to say things like that again. Besides, he's taken, he shouldn't be saying things like that anemoneway.