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[bloodredandblack]

DUNGEON CRAWLERS NEEDED

Two powerful ladies are seeking partners for dungeon crawling and monster fighting. All loot will be split evenly between party members.

->must be able to fly, run fast, or be light enough to be carried
->must have a skill or ability that is useful
->must not be annoying

Extra consideration will be given to those who are able to cook delicious food. If you have alcohoqweuihfqwqebooze, apply now.

Provide your name, skill/ability, and when you're available.

[No apologies for that keysmash. Reimu had to punch Marisa away from the terminal.]

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[bloodredandblack]

What?

[Guess who konks out too deeply and is used to people hopping into her bed THANKS YUKARI]

What the hell are you even doing when I sleep?

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[midnightblackandgold]

Usually trying to sleep. :|

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[bloodredandblack]

I don't need you in my bed.

[Except she does, with all those nightmares she's having.]

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[midnightblackandgold]

[Marisa knows. Which is why she's usually trying to sleep, but ends up holding Reimu and petting her hair until she settles down.]

Whatever.

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[bloodredandblack]

Act your age.

[Since they're kind of adults now.]

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[midnightblackandgold]

You first and stop stuffing your face with sweets.

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[bloodredandblack]

No and no. So please go.

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[midnightblackandgold]

Nope. You'd have no idea what to do without me. I am the crazy glue that holds everything together. Duh.

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[bloodredandblack]

Good thing you can never claim to be super glue or smart glue.

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[midnightblackandgold]

LOL. Smart glue? That's just dumb. And so are you for thinking 'awesomesauce' was real.

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[bloodredandblack]

Whatever it is, it's dumb. I don't care if its real or not.

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[midnightblackandgold]

Never said it wasn't dumb. Cause it is. I think you need to beat some sense into Mr. Eye for it.

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[bloodredandblack]

Beat him? No, I've half a mind to make some butter sauce or something and pour it over his head.

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[midnightblackandgold]

I can whip up something sticky, odorous and magical in the lab for you to use.

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[bloodredandblack]

Let's do it. We can call it awesome sauce and tell him that he deserves it all.

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[midnightblackandgold]

Maybe we should patent it.

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[bloodredandblack]

We could sell some to our jerk pal down below after we do that.

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[midnightblackandgold]

I'll make it - you market it.

[They're doomed.]

You can charge whatever you want for it.

[Or are they?]

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[bloodredandblack]

Sounds good.

[The sad part being that Reimu would try to sell it.]

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[midnightblackandgold]

[All the more to amuse Marisa.]

It shouldn't take me too long to make. Just a couple days or so.