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[bloodredandblack]

DUNGEON CRAWLERS NEEDED

Two powerful ladies are seeking partners for dungeon crawling and monster fighting. All loot will be split evenly between party members.

->must be able to fly, run fast, or be light enough to be carried
->must have a skill or ability that is useful
->must not be annoying

Extra consideration will be given to those who are able to cook delicious food. If you have alcohoqweuihfqwqebooze, apply now.

Provide your name, skill/ability, and when you're available.

[No apologies for that keysmash. Reimu had to punch Marisa away from the terminal.]

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[midnightblackandgold]

Bitch.

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[bloodredandblack]

[Are they passive-aggressively leaving messages for each other? YEP.]

Maybe you should stop using idiotic slang.

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[idkworldruler]

Will there be pay?

[not here]

[midnightblackandgold]

[But laughing her ass off at that question knowing Reimu.]

[bloodredandblack]

Pay? What is this, a charity? You get what you earn. If you don't want to come, you don't get the great things that creatures drop.

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[angramaintsu]

no
and lern to tpyp [ Sick burn there?? ]

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[bloodredandblack]

What are you even typing?

Anyway, that doesn't matter. Tell me what you can do to help out.

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[midnightblackandgold]

What? Scared?

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「Name: Varvanks the Mighty」
「Abilities: Hitting things with a huge sword, equally huge muscles, running fast」
「Annoyingness: Totally not annoying!」

「I am like, sooooo boozed up! Yeah, party all day or something like that! Woo!」

[bloodredandblack]

Do we seem like idiots to you? If you were drunk, I bet you wouldn't be able to do this typing thing properly.

Gimme a picture.

[midnightblackandgold]

Denied.

[linesofdeath]

[...This is a weird request, but considering he's been needing to find out more about the tower, and this involves walking around, well...]

...Shiki Tohno, as for my abilities, it's sort of complicated.

[bloodredandblack]

I'm used to complicated so how about you squeeze it down into about five words.

[midnightblackandgold]

Like she said: complicated is normal for us. Pretty sure you can sum things up in a way I can understand. I don't have 'normal' thought patterns anyways.

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[true_noir]

I prefer to think of myself as fast on my feet, nimble and at least light enough to be carried in a pinch. As for my skills, I've always felt demonstrations are better than words, though I do know several ways to kill a man.

[NO promises about 'annoying.']

You do have me a little curious about this venture.

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[bloodredandblack]

I don't think we need any man killing while we're out. Just monster killing.

[Still a bit horrified over killing Meiling.]

But if you're curious, you can come along at least once.

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[midnightblackandgold]

You done being all crazy-fied?

[THIS IS KINDA IMPORTANT TO MARISA.]

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[swordedpast]

There's food and wine in the cafeteria this month. Consider yourselves lucky, and deal with it.

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[bloodredandblack]

What exactly am I supposed to be dealing with here?

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[midnightblackandgold]

Wow. Be more of a dick, will you.

[rememberscarlet]

[Well, he can fly of sorts when he uses Meteor. And now that he has remembered his advanced spell set, his skills are definitely (even more) useful.]

Are you pursuing any particular goal with your 'dungeon crawling'?

[He's curious. And would like to know exactly what he gets into before he offers his skills.]

[midnightblackandgold]

Loot!

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[colorfulbrilliance]

Do I even dare ask?

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[bloodredandblack]

No because I'm pretty sure you're coming along. You won't need to ask when you can see it for yourself.

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[sawthelockdown]

I'm a demon lord, I can run fast and if need be I can call Garuda out to fly me. As for useful skills, um...did I mention summoning demons? Norn's an excellent healer, jsyk. ^o^ Also I'm good at magic! Really good!

Oh, and my name's Asako Minegishi, and I'm available whenever, really. Assuming my cousin doesn't decide to drag me places. =3= Sigh...just because he's a freakin' giant and can literally carry me if he likes, you know? So annoying.

Well? Can I join up?

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[bloodredandblack]

Sure, why not?

You have to tell me what all those little random thingies are that you keep making, though.

[planetcrusher]

[Someone heard food. But that's totally not why she's here. Nope. She's here because who in their right mind would pass up a good ole' fashion JRPG styled dungeon crawl? She was born for this!]

MAKOTO NANAYA

Dungeon Crawler, Beast Buster Extraordinaire!
♦Flight Capabilities: Zilch! But I can hover, airdash and my movement speed ratings are off the charts! Plus I'm light and aerodynamic.
♦Skills/Abilities: Good with kids, great at parties! Naturally I also preform my own stunts and standup comedy. Also some super strength. Nothing too big. If you're looking for someone who's good at rushdown and corner pressure, I'm your gal!
♦Are you annoying?: Nnnneewp.

[bloodredandblack]

Sounds pretty useful. The real question is when you're free to go.