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[bloodredandblack]

DUNGEON CRAWLERS NEEDED

Two powerful ladies are seeking partners for dungeon crawling and monster fighting. All loot will be split evenly between party members.

->must be able to fly, run fast, or be light enough to be carried
->must have a skill or ability that is useful
->must not be annoying

Extra consideration will be given to those who are able to cook delicious food. If you have alcohoqweuihfqwqebooze, apply now.

Provide your name, skill/ability, and when you're available.

[No apologies for that keysmash. Reimu had to punch Marisa away from the terminal.]

Comments

[bloodredandblack]

The only drink I'm looking for is the alcoholic kind. If you've got that, I'll make a trade.

Anyway, I still need your names, skills, and when you're free.

[idkworldruler]

...will do that if u can make a good trade

Anon is anon, can warp all teh fabric of realitiez, will not give specifics do to open network and r free whenev u need me

[bloodredandblack]

Yeah, no. I'm not meeting up with some weird person so you could stare or something. Name or no go.

[idkworldruler]

Fine killjoy, I'm Mr. Eye and can use thaumaturgy.

[bloodredandblack]

What is that, magic?

[She could swear she heard that word before.]

[idkworldruler]

If you want to think of it like that, then yes.

[bloodredandblack]

Maybe I will.

Anyway, I'll trade chocolate and cake for alcohol. Fair trade.

[idkworldruler]

That would be loaded with awesome sauce. Consider it a deal.

[bloodredandblack]

Good enough. Whatever awesome sauce is.

[idkworldruler]

Sauce made out of pure awesomeness?

[bloodredandblack]

That doesn't sound like it'd taste all that good.

[idkworldruler]

Well you don't eat it. It just makes things impossibly awesome.

[bloodredandblack]

I still don't get it. If you can't eat it, it's not worth anything.

[idkworldruler]

...you know the sauce is imaginary, right? It's just a saying.

[bloodredandblack]

That's doubly stupid. Why would I want to imagine sauce when I could have real sauce?

[idkworldruler]

Cause does your sauce make everything awesome?

[bloodredandblack]

No amount of sauce that doesn't exist is going to be awesome unless you're some kind of weirdo.

[idkworldruler]

It's pretty epic on the internets.

[bloodredandblack]

You still lost me. Run that one by Sanae instead of me.

[idkworldruler]

Will do.