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[bloodredandblack]

DUNGEON CRAWLERS NEEDED

Two powerful ladies are seeking partners for dungeon crawling and monster fighting. All loot will be split evenly between party members.

->must be able to fly, run fast, or be light enough to be carried
->must have a skill or ability that is useful
->must not be annoying

Extra consideration will be given to those who are able to cook delicious food. If you have alcohoqweuihfqwqebooze, apply now.

Provide your name, skill/ability, and when you're available.

[No apologies for that keysmash. Reimu had to punch Marisa away from the terminal.]

Comments

Re: txt

[sawthelockdown]

Ack, sorry! They're emoticons. Like little faces using text symbols, to indicate how you're feeling since text doesn't always convey that too well. Yuzu's bad habit rubbed off on me...

Re: txt

[bloodredandblack]

Do me a favor and don't tell Marisa about that. And you can call me Reimu.

txt

[sawthelockdown]

Aye-aye, and nice to meet you, Reimu!

txt

[bloodredandblack]

Same. One of those demons you can summon, they wouldn't happen to have a way to bring alcohol from whatever hell they're from, would they?

txt- PRIVATE

[sawthelockdown]

Unfortunately, I don't think I can access those demons right now. Too bad, really. But I think they're serving alcohol in the cafeteria, right?

Speaking of demons...I don't mean to speak poorly of your brightly-texted friend, but does she always do things like this?

txt- PRIVATE

[bloodredandblack]

Yes. All the time. If it annoys you, think of how I feel.

If you want her to shut up, just punch her in the gut. She understands violence.

txt- PRIVATE

[sawthelockdown]

You have my most sincere sympathies, and it's less annoyance and more...mistrust of motives. People who showed such curiosity back home almost inevitably got drunk with power and dangerous.

Got it. If this comes up again in person, I'll do just that.

txt- PRIVATE

[bloodredandblack]

If there's one thing you don't have to worry about, it's Marisa being drunk with power. Too much power changes humans and Marisa knows that. And she doesn't want to change.

That and I'm an expert at expelling and sealing demons so it's not even a big deal.

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[sawthelockdown]

All right, just making sure. It's happened before under circumstances only slightly better than these.

Ahhh, please don't do that. :( I'll behave.

txt- PRIVATE

[bloodredandblack]

I'd say something like 'Do I look like I'd do that' but you can't see me.

Unless someone pays me big bucks or you go out of control, I could care less about the whole demon thing.

txt- PRIVATE

[sawthelockdown]

Oh, a mercenary. And bah, how dare you insinuate that the Queen of Bel, Ruler of All Demons, could go out of control! ...is what I'd say if I had more experience at the whole "powerful, dramatic overlord" thing.

Seriously though, it won't happen unless something we run across is good at confusing people.

txt- PRIVATE

[bloodredandblack]

I'm not a mercenary. I'm just too lazy to care unless someone gives me a good reason.

[At least she's honest.]

txt- PRIVATE

[sawthelockdown]

Works for me!

[And honesty is always the very best policy.]

txt- PRIVATE

[bloodredandblack]

That reminds me, when is a good time for you to do this?