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DUNGEON CRAWLERS NEEDED Two powerful ladies are seeking partners for dungeon crawling and monster fighting. All loot will be split evenly between party members. ->must be able to fly, run fast, or be light enough to be carried ->must have a skill or ability that is useful ->must not be annoying Extra consideration will be given to those who are able to cook delicious food. If you have alcohoqweuihfqwqebooze, apply now. Provide your name, skill/ability, and when you're available.

[No apologies for that keysmash. Reimu had to punch Marisa away from the terminal.]

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Your lack of a personal chef.

I can make my own food. I'd just rather other people do it. Bonuses are bonuses.

Well, I'm not interested in providing that bonus. Incidentally, it's not "dungeon crawlers." There aren't really dungeons here. It's a tower.

If you're not interested, butt out. I don't care about the opinions of people who won't even cook for others.

I won't cook for you.

[ For some reason he feels the need to make that correction. ]

Isn't that the exact same damn thing?

Only if you believe you're the only "others" who count.

Am I supposed to say something like SURPRISE here?

I see, you're like that. Then why bother looking for partners to begin with?

Because you need two partners when adventuring, idiot, and I already have one.

You need two partners when adventuring? What sort of rule is that?

If you have too many, it's hard to swap between which powers to use. If you have too little, you're not going to be able to cover every situation.

This is a little worrying, but I'm starting to get the impression you think this is some kind of game.

You're the one whose not taking me seriously. Fighting supernatural beings who think destroying the world would be fun is something I do every day.

Seriously...? I guess that'd explain your attitude.

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