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[bloodredandblack]

DUNGEON CRAWLERS NEEDED

Two powerful ladies are seeking partners for dungeon crawling and monster fighting. All loot will be split evenly between party members.

->must be able to fly, run fast, or be light enough to be carried
->must have a skill or ability that is useful
->must not be annoying

Extra consideration will be given to those who are able to cook delicious food. If you have alcohoqweuihfqwqebooze, apply now.

Provide your name, skill/ability, and when you're available.

[No apologies for that keysmash. Reimu had to punch Marisa away from the terminal.]

Comments

[fictionalize]

「Not even gonna pretend, huh? You two are a lot alike.」

[bloodredandblack]

We're nothing alike. Thanks for your concern.

[fictionalize]

「Neither of you are concerned with what others think of you. Isn't it nice to be so confident and self-assured?」

[bloodredandblack]

Not everyone needs their rear end patted and to be told that they're cute, important, beautiful, strong, or whatever. Does that make you jealous or something?

[fictionalize]

「Ah, it makes me jealous. I'm jealous you can be strong and fortunate enough not to be crushed down by the views of a society that disapproves of you. Or were you fortunate enough not to come from a place like that?」

[bloodredandblack]

Just about everyone hates that I exist where I'm from so I don't want to hear about good fortune.

[fictionalize]

「And? Are you miserable? Do you suffer and despair even as you find yourself unable to change your ways? Are you trampled below the feet of those who find you despicable?」

[bloodredandblack]

Why would I be miserable when I can kick everyone's ass?

[fictionalize]

「Then don't act like you don't have good fortune.」

[bloodredandblack]

Get over yourself.

[fictionalize]

「Getting over me is easy. It's getting over everyone else that's hard.」

[bloodredandblack]

You probably should see a doctor for that.

[fictionalize]

「I did once. She resigned after meeting me once. A shame, really.」