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[bloodredandblack]

DUNGEON CRAWLERS NEEDED

Two powerful ladies are seeking partners for dungeon crawling and monster fighting. All loot will be split evenly between party members.

->must be able to fly, run fast, or be light enough to be carried
->must have a skill or ability that is useful
->must not be annoying

Extra consideration will be given to those who are able to cook delicious food. If you have alcohoqweuihfqwqebooze, apply now.

Provide your name, skill/ability, and when you're available.

[No apologies for that keysmash. Reimu had to punch Marisa away from the terminal.]

Comments

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[midnightblackandgold]

Yes. Impress me with your dickitude.

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[swordedpast]

[ ...no one was supposed to call that bluff. Now he has to consciously, creatively be a jerk.

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Hmm, usually I would give a lecture on why you shouldn't be kind to people, but I think that might be wasted on you.

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[midnightblackandgold]

No, go ahead. Lecture~

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[swordedpast]

But if I gave you a lecture, I'd be obliging your request, and that wouldn't be impressively dickish at all. On the contrary, if I simply refused to do as you say after suggesting I might, that would be rude and presumptuous of me. But that's if you assume I was under any obligation to do so in the first place. No one is required to look out for others, and doing so usually only leads to emptiness and disaster. Your search for "partners" is likely to turn up such empty, disastrous people, despite your request that they "not be annoying." It's a doomed quest to begin with, as is your request to me to "be more of a dick," since it's in my nature to be exactly as much of a dick as I already am.

[ He's starting to feel dizzy, so he finally stops typing and sends it. ]

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[midnightblackandgold]

Got distracted by a teal deer.

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[swordedpast]

You told me to lecture.

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[midnightblackandgold]

Want a gold star?

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[swordedpast]

What would I do with a gold star?

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[midnightblackandgold]

Be creative.

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[swordedpast]

That's not really where my talents lie.

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[midnightblackandgold]

Where do they?

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[swordedpast]

None of your business.

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[midnightblackandgold]

I bet it's in ikebana then.

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[swordedpast]

Wrong. I am a man of battle, not flowers.

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[midnightblackandgold]

Clearly you're not aware of how dangerous some flowers can be once you really get into the extreme levels of ikebana.

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[swordedpast]

There are extreme levels of ikebana?

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[midnightblackandgold]

Yup! If you make one wrong move, you're dead.

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[swordedpast]

Wow. If you weren't obviously crazy or lying, I'd be a little frightened.

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[midnightblackandgold]

I'm not lying and the magic made me insane years ago. But no, I'm talking about a flower youkai.

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[swordedpast]

That's a really strange thing for there to be a youkai of.

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[midnightblackandgold]

There are youkai of pretty much anything.

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[swordedpast]

Hmph. Your world was a strange place, and it must have been swarming with bored youkai.

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[midnightblackandgold]

You have no idea.