Rabbit (
spaghettiinmysoul) wrote in
animus_network2013-06-03 05:36 pm
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video
[So Rabbit has come to a sobering conclusion.]
So. We ain't re-re-real.
[This only means one thing]
Nuthin' here is real.
[And further more]
So I don't gotta act like it is real.
[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]
I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?
So. We ain't re-re-real.
[This only means one thing]
Nuthin' here is real.
[And further more]
So I don't gotta act like it is real.
[Which is why he is boldly and uncaringly standing in front of a terminal. Stark. Naked.]
I can do whatever I want. S'all fa-fake anyway. Who's gonna stop me?

[Action]
Then, a flicker, and he sharply jerks back up, spitting static for a second before blinking furiously]
Wha-what happened? What'd I miss?! How long was I out?
[He stared at The Spine for a moment]
Oh hey.
[Action]
...Hey.
[... How bad was that malfunction?
Spine straightens up with a clicking of internal mechanisms and extends a hand.]
Just a couple seconds. C'mon, on your feet.
[Action]
Huh.
Gu-guess I got too worked u-u-u-up.
[There's a click and a twitch]
What day is it? Mo-monday right? Just makin' sure.
Re: [Action]
...but the way he sways and shakes on the spot is more evidence in his favor.]
Yeah. Yeah, it's Monday.
[Worriedly peering at him now.]
You remember why you were gettin' so worked up?
[Action]
.... Does it g-got... somethin' t'do with... tellin' Th' Jon you stole his gummy worms?
[Did he get in trouble for that already?]
[Action]
...What month and year is it, Rabbit?
[Action]
.... Maybe March?
[Action]
It's 2013. And it's June. C'mon, let's get you dressed and we'll see if we can't get your memory jumpstarted.
[Priorities.]
[Action]
[He can't even remember why he doesn't have pants on anyway]
[Action]
So, uh. Easy part first. We're kinda popular again. No more buskin', even.
[Action]
[All that bad mood and bad behavior just gone.]
[Action]
[Oh. 2007. This is going to be awkward.]
Uh... I have some kinda bad news. The Jon's explorin' Kazooland. We had to bring Hatchworth out of the vault to replace him. He's workin' out real well, though.
[Action]
[Oh... Oh. Rabbit... doesn't look too happy to hear that]
B-but he can't...
[Well technically, The Jon was old too. Old enough to take care of himself...]
... A-at least we got ol' Ha-hatchy...
video
We do. Don't worry about The Jon. He sends us letters sometimes. He's doin' just fine.
video
[He pats one hand on his shoulder, still looking quite put out]
...action. Why did I switch to video?
He's doin' just fine. Havin' a blast when he isn't busy bein' the Mayor of Biscuit Town.
[What else is new since '07?]
Six is comin' into his own, finally. Has a talent for manipulating blue matter just like his pappy.
action i dunno i just go with it
Good. Ma-maybe he'll c-come back an' visit some time. Seems kinda lonely without him around.
He is? Oh g-great! Hey ma-maybe we'll ge-ge-get a baby brother some time? Or a puppy!
[Blue matter powered puppies]
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...Maybe. So far he seems to like tinkerin' with rifts and mostly useless inventions.
[Walter Extendo-Pole, he's looking at YOU.]
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keywords for this icon are appropriate, rofl
[...Maybe he remembers?]
BUT SPINE
NO >:|
There's somethin' else I have to tell you.
[He doesn't want to tell him.]
You've probably noticed we're not exactly at home. We're kinda... stuck here. For a while.
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
... Oh wha-what, here? Really?
[He looks around for a moment]
Kinda shabby lo-lookin'.
NO, DARN IT
Yeah. Yeah, it is.
[It was worse than that, but how could he even begin to explain.]
...You're sure you don't remember anythin' more recent than '07?
BUT PUPPIES
[There's a few loud clicks and a THUNK. Rabbit's eyes flicker for a moment]
... I remember a ki-kid? Real nice kid. An'... uh... Things ki-kinda go black a bit after that. I dunno like I went t'sleep fer a bit. Weird.
YOU'D EAT THEM.
ONLY ONE
CAN YOU EVER STOP WITH ONE
MAYBE
Uh-huh.
HUSH YOU
MAKE ME
/MAKES
NOPE
C'MOOOOON
NoooooOOOOOOooooo
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
you won't clean up after it and I'll wind up with a dog, that's why
BUT PUPPIES SPINE
lalala can't hear you
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
sure is quiet around here
/gets a puppy anyway
ffffff
HEY SPINE LOOKIT MY NEW PUPPY
I'm goin' back to the HOW
Can I bring my puppy in there?
NO
WHY NOT
NO BACTERIA IN THE HOW THAT'S WHY NOT
JUST PET THE PUPPY
I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN
IN RABBITS MOUTH
...I rest my case.
HIS MOUTH ISN'T GERMY
But it's Rabbit's mouth.
It's healthy!
Doesn't matter. It's been in Rabbit's mouth.
PET THE PUPPY
FINE
yaaaaaaaaaaay
Re: yaaaaaaaaaaay
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