breath two | text

[longwinded]

surprise!
i'm not dead.
so what's up with everyone?
the atmosphere is heavier than usual.
i for one took a fantastic vacation.
destruction all around me.
sorry i didn't get anyone a postcard.


oh hey.
other me.
i hope you got my mail.
:)

Comments

shhhhhh it's okay

[ghostytrainer]

Dude, she's my fiancee! I'm sorry but I had to talk you down a little.

[You know how it is, man. Now get the fuck out of the way, he needs that keyboard..]

this is still windy john, i meant that i am refusing the offer because that wouldn't be fair to the more handsome john.
since you are engaged to him and i don't want to be a homewrecker.

[longwinded]

I understand that! But what do you tell a girl?


i hope you know that was you're fiance.
and not me.
because wow that was a rude thing to say!

[ghostytrainer]

What do you mean? What was wrong with what I said?

was not.

[longwinded]

[Okay is he forcibly going to have to take this keyboard. BECAUSE HE IS!!!]

There was a lot of things wrong with it!

that was your fiance!
definitely!!!

[tentacletrainer]

Girls please.
I think you are both equally beautiful.
And there is enough Lalonde dick for the both of you to suck.
So there's really no need to fight over me.
;) <3

[longwinded]

what fighting over you?
i mean you're defintiely worth fighting over.
but you're definitely dweeb john's fiance.
like i don't think i lksjdhfkjsdhfkjsdfk

[What the hell man.]

Dude let go of the keyboard!

[ghostytrainer]

No, you let go of the keyboard!

[Dude. Dude are we really going to do this? Are we really going to fight over this keyboard?]

[You bet your sweet ass we are.]

fjalkdsjasf afjdklsjfklsaei
24uwioresdjkffslkadj rose was thatjfdklasjgfl
omfg he won'tasdflkj132fsdf

[longwinded]

No, YOU let go of the keyboard.

[SOMEONE NAMED DWEEB JOHN IS GETTING AN ELBOW TO THE FACE.]

skdjhfksdkjfsdf don't listen
skdjhfkjshdkfkjsdf
swdfkjhkskksdfj to him!!!!!!

[ghostytrainer]

No, YOU! She's my fiancée! Dear god how can you be such a colossal jackass?!

[OH FINE THEN BE THAT WAY. JOHN TAKES YOUR ELBOW TO THE FACE AND RAISES YOU ONE STOMP ON THE TOES!!!]

jkkjkldfjaljsf no listenklafsjdlkjaf
he hit mesdkfjlaflkjaflk
dammiasdfjkljafqiourr3
listen to me!!!@@$ASDk fianckldjsflasjlkf
fdsjgl;dajklterydhsakfafdskljgaasd

[longwinded]

I'm not being a colossal jackass! I don't want to offend her or anything you asswipe! Like what do I tell her she's not even worth my time or something?!

[OW WHAT A RUDE THING TO DO! He was just thinking about Rose! D:]

skdfjhjshkdjf ROSE!
skdjhfkskdjf he sdfhkjhsdkfjhkjsdfstomped on me!
#I$WIEU*#$NDKFJSSDFTELLHIMTOQUIT!!!
skdjhfkjshkdjfhkjsdhf938759384%##@$

[tentacletrainer]

I'm going to take this as "Rose, please start a harem of Johns. We both desperately want to be a part of it."
You're so sweet.

Okay, stop fighting you two.
Don't hit each other.
I honestly expected better of the both of y--okay no I didn't but really now.
You're acting like children.
Do I have to come over there and kick both your asses?
Because I promise you I will.
And you won't enjoy it.

[ghostytrainer]

Well no but you don't start hitting on her! She's taken, dude!! [Oh hey look, a response from Rose, maybe they should stop pounding on the keys like dipshits.] I mean come on this is--

[Uh...]

[UHHH......]

Um...

[Welp.]

[longwinded]

I'm not hitting on her! [She's pretty and everything but he really doesn't think he could be so rude as to try and hit on John's woman.

Oh look. Rose replied.


..........................oh.]

Um....

sorry.
our bad.
we were acting like dipshits.

[UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....]

[tentacletrainer]

Is that an apology from both of you?
Or does one of you still require a spanking?

[ghostytrainer]

[This fight was really stupid, wasn't it? Suddenly John feels really stupid and kind of ashamed of himself and dear god how many people can see this? Everyone.]

[The answer you're looking for there is everyone.]

So how stupid do you feel right now?

that was from both of us.
no spankings needed, promise.

[longwinded]

[Oh......that is right. This is the PUBLIC network. Everyone in the tower can see their stupidity.]

Um. Pretty dumb. Sorry I hit you in the face there man.

yeah no spankings needed here.
we're good.
promise.

[ghostytrainer]

It's okay, no broken glasses or noses or anything so it's all good. Sorry about your foot.

[So. Stupid.]

[Just going to wait on Rose's response before saying anything else...]

[tentacletrainer]

Well then how about the two of you come to my room?
I've got a surprise for each of you.
And before you assume anything, I've had it for a little while.
I just had to add the finishing touches on them.

[longwinded]

[He kind of looks at his double, ummmm.]

Should we?

[He was going to let little John type this time, yeaaaah.]

[ghostytrainer]

[John just turns his head and gives his alternate self a look.]

Do you really need to ask that?

we'll be up in a couple minutes.

Okay, let's wrap up the rest of these conversations for now and go see what she wants, yeah?

[tentacletrainer]

I'll be waiting!

[[After she dashes her way up there oops.]]

[longwinded]

[Wow no need to be giving those looks. John just turns back to the keyboard and begins wrapping up his conversations so they can leave.]

What do you think she wants?

[ghostytrainer]

No idea. Maybe she knitted something for us? That's about all I can think of.

[He moves away from the computer, waiting on his alternate self before leaving.]

[tentacletrainer]

[[Little John, you are completely correct. She did indeed knit something for the both of you. Whether or not you'll like it is another matter...]]

[longwinded]

Okay, we can go now.

[He steps away from the terminal. COME ON SLOWPOKE.]