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[doctor_dismemberment]

[The feed cuts on to a frantic-looking Nazi who's struggling to smile.]

Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?

[He lifts up a book.]

We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.

[He clears his throat.]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen shrugs and looks like he's a second away from bursting into laughter.]

Do they ever approve anything we do here anyway? It isn't like we have to get forms und permits to throw parties.

[marriedthebloke]

True. So you will be giving yourself a hate week?

[doctor_dismemberment]

Perhaps. We should all make a big festival out of it. I am sure it will relieve some of this ugly tension that is everywhere, urgh.

[He shudders, as if he's not one of the most tense people in this whole damn tower.]

[marriedthebloke]

Then you arrange it.

[She'll...stay in her room or something.]

[doctor_dismemberment]

You know, maybe I will! [He claps his hands together.] But first, I suppose I should check to make sure I am being true to the source material, ja? Let's keep reading.

[marriedthebloke]

Yes, read away.