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[doctor_dismemberment]

[The feed cuts on to a frantic-looking Nazi who's struggling to smile.]

Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?

[He lifts up a book.]

We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.

[He clears his throat.]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'

Comments

[idkworldruler]

Oh god, this isn't the musical version is it?

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen heaves a great sigh.]

Does it sound like I am singing?

[idkworldruler]

Not yet.

[doctor_dismemberment]

I do not intend to sing at all. Now, shush. [He puts a finger to his lips.] The doctor is reading, you insufferable twit.

[idkworldruler]

Good, because musical renditions suck.