Doctor Edward Richtofen (
doctor_dismemberment) wrote in
animus_network2013-07-07 05:26 pm
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[The feed cuts on to a frantic-looking Nazi who's struggling to smile.]
Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?
[He lifts up a book.]
We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.
[He clears his throat.]
'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'
Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?
[He lifts up a book.]
We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.
[He clears his throat.]
'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'

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You are telling me. All of these contradictions on the first page alone! What was this Dickens thinking?
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[He presses his lips into a hard line and regards the book with an appraising stare.]
How sad. I thought publishing standards were better back then.