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[doctor_dismemberment]

[The feed cuts on to a frantic-looking Nazi who's struggling to smile.]

Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?

[He lifts up a book.]

We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.

[He clears his throat.]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'

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[culbutiri]

[Oh Richtofen, she smirks, and even replies to this one not anonymously]

I did no be knowing reading did be being your thing? Unless these worst of times did be including brains and guts.

Or would that be being the best of times?

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[doctor_dismemberment]

[Richtofen laughs, and chimes back in that high, high voice of his.]

Oh, the best of times, definitely! Ahaha-

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[doctor_dismemberment]

Wait, what do you mean, you did not know reading is being- [He shakes his head. Goddamnit, her vocal tics are getting contagious.] -is my thing?

[culbutiri]

Do be being [If you're going to adopt her grammar at least get it right Richtofen]

You did no be seeming the type.

[doctor_dismemberment]

Whatever.

[He waves a hand in front of his face. He has enough beef with normal English, he doesn't need to start trying to learn whatever weird version of it Nesir speaks.]

I read plenty, thank you very much! Albeit, not often fiction, unless it is sufficiently gory, but I spend much time around books. [He gestures at the bookshelves behind him.] As you can see.

[culbutiri]

Well at least now I do be knowing where to be finding you when you do no be cutting people up. [She grinned]

[doctor_dismemberment]

You say that as if I spend a lot of time doing that! Don't be silly.

[He chuckles. The truth is, he's cut up a lot less people than he'd prefer, but he's trying to at least pretend like he doesn't crave the sight of blood every second of every day. It's a slow-going process, but hey, he's doing the best that he can.]

[culbutiri]

And do you no be? [Yup, not believing him for a moment]