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[doctor_dismemberment]

[The feed cuts on to a frantic-looking Nazi who's struggling to smile.]

Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?

[He lifts up a book.]

We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.

[He clears his throat.]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'

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video [just casually jackin' this thread]

[awfulsentimetal]

[There's the sound of heavy footsteps approaching Rabbit's terminal, and then--]

All right, that's enough. Come on, Rabbit.

[... Why yes, that is a possibly familiar silver automaton looking particularly stony-faced as he sweeps Rabbit up and hoists him over one shoulder. Yep. That just happened.]

video [NOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

[I'm sorry, did you want a massive temper tantrum? Because that's what's happening]

P-P-P-PUT ME DOWN! I'LL MU-MURDER HIM! I'LL T-T-T-TURN HIM INTO PA-PATE! I'LL CHUCK HIM OFF THE STAIRS! PUT ME D-D-DOWN SPINE!

IT AIN'T FA-FA-FAIR!

[doctor_dismemberment]

[Blinking.

Staring.

ALL RIGHTY THEN.]

Um... Didn't we-?

[You know what, he's not even going to press the matter. It figures they would know each other. It figures.]

[awfulsentimetal]

All you're doin' is workin' yourself up, you're not gonna murder anyone. [Said in an even tone. He's seen too many tantrums to be fazed by this one.] We're goin'.

[All robuts know each other, it's true. Particularly the American ones that interrupt story time.

The Spine glances at the screen, expression unchanging.]

Sure did.

[... And he turns to carry Rabbit away from the terminal.]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

IT A-A-A-AIN'T FAIR! LEMME AT HIM, SPINE! I GO-GOTTA GET HIM!

[He writhed and wriggled, kicking and flailing magnificently as he tried to dislodge himself from his brother's grip. Easier said than done of course, this was Spine we were talking about, but he could still try!]

SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

[doctor_dismemberment]

[They're both robots, and they're both the first people to call him out for his outfit, but that's neither here nor there. If you'll excuse Richtofen, he won't be responding any more. He'll have his face buried in his book while he tries and fails not to laugh.

That robot is a lot less threatening when he's being dragged away in a fit. How satisfying!]