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[doctor_dismemberment]

[The feed cuts on to a frantic-looking Nazi who's struggling to smile.]

Look. No, okay, look, ja? [He holds his hands up to the camera in a "calm down" motion.] There are three posts about that silly collar thing. Talk in those. Let us do something else now, okay?

[He lifts up a book.]

We are going to read some stories, then we may discuss them. That is fun und unrelated, right? Here, I will begin.

[He clears his throat.]

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...'

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[blackwitch]

Sometimes I wonder if they even know what proper entertainment is in this place. [ She sighs, as if being deprived of watching gory things or people suffering is the worst thing ever. Clearly they should be fulfilling her every whim. ]

.. Besides, don't just assume everyone in this place is an idiot, okaaaayyy? Some people actually have an ounce of intelligence!