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[steelminded]

[video]
[The feed opens to a Shirou who looked a bit tired, but then again it's still a bit early in the afternoon and everyone might be waking up too. Which is always the best timing for something like:]

Morning, everyone. Well, those who are actually up at this time, at least. It's still pretty early after all.

[For someone who had been through Sab- Arturia's training session, he seemed awfully normal about it. Then again he was used to it after all, even back home when it was still in one piece and not ruined as the telescopes showed him it's not a lie it really happened why is he still the only one saved.]

Considering the weather has been a bit... cold [understatement of the year] I'll be cooking brunch in the cafeteria, just let me know and I'll cook a portion for you! I mean, it does get boring if you all eat the same thing everyday, right?

[He seems sincere in his offer too!]

Oh, yeah, to those who don't know who to look for, my name is Shirou Emiya.

Comments

here it motherfucking comes loser 1/??

[destructiveprinciple]

[ You know, sometimes Avenger gets really really bored. Because daily life in a place like this is pretty dull which the fun wears off wantonly killing the Tower creatures. And you can only walk up and down and up and down the Tower so many times.

And then this post turns up. ]

Why are you up early up anyway? I know this is a normal thing for a guy like you, but I'd think sleeping in to avoid the reality of your situation would be more appealing. Can't sleep?

i'm going to see how long this takes 2/??

[destructiveprinciple]

Of course eating the same food all the time is boring.

it might take awhile 2/??

[destructiveprinciple]

But you do a lot of boring things, Emiya Shirou, so that's nothing new.

a while while 3/??

[destructiveprinciple]

Maybe it's genetic. To be boring, I mean.

a while while while idk 4/??

[destructiveprinciple]

[ Mimics Shirou's tone of voice just to be obnoxious; ] 'Hey, have you noticed the the weather's cold as hell lately? How about I cook brunch in the cafeteria, come grab a bite!'

i'm in it to win it folks 1/??

[destructiveprinciple]

Reeeeeeally boring.

chug chug chug 6/??

[destructiveprinciple]

You could stand to be more interesting when you meet new people like this! Talk 'bout something new!

he totally knows he's being an ass btw 1/??

[destructiveprinciple]

Haah... Then again, that's probably asking a lot of an idiot like you. Nevermind.

idles hands are not a good thing here 1/??

[destructiveprinciple]

So. . . [ hmm! ]

Oh, wait. I recognize those sort of bruises.

almost there 9/??

[destructiveprinciple]

How's Saber treating ya'? I can't think getting the crap kicked out of you was any fun.

annnnd done 11/11

[destructiveprinciple]

Probably [ understandably ] cheers her up though.

[steelminded]

...And the point for this is?

[No really, tell him. Because he sure as hell is trying his best to not be annoyed.]

[destructiveprinciple]

Why would there need to be one?

[ Besides Avenger being an annoying bastard, really. ]

[steelminded]

Pretty sure the point for this is to get my anger by stalking me all the time.

[BECAUSE HOW ELSE DOES HE KNOW THESE THINGS.]

[destructiveprinciple]

[ HOW INDEED. ] What slander.

[ :) He rolls his eyes. ]

Please, c'mon! I have way better things to waste my time doing than following you around.

[steelminded]

Then how the hell do you know everything I do without fail?

[because he's starting to get annoyed.]

[destructiveprinciple]

Educated guesswork.

[ The other boy's unconcealed annoyance makes him grin. ] Like I already said, we've met before. Emiya Shirou.

[Totes threadjacking this because why not?]

[no_longer_a_king]

Leave him be, Avenger.

[a good reason]

[destructiveprinciple]

No.

[Is there any other reason to do it?]

[no_longer_a_king]

You can find your entertainment elsewhere. He has done nothing to deserve your ire.

[of course not.]

[destructiveprinciple]

I don't care 'bout what he deserves. [ lol Saber. ] And I'll find my entertainment wherever I want to, thank you very much.

[steelminded]

And like I said, I don't even know who you are!

[God damn it stop being so vague!!!]

[destructiveprinciple]

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no. ]

What, do you want a hint? It's not my fault if you don't remember.

[steelminded]

A name would be helpful enough.

[W o w no wonder you don't have girls hanging from your arm.]

[destructiveprinciple]

...

Wow. It's slipped your mind already? You've got more loose screws in that thick head of yours than I thought. I'm Avenger.

[ He already told you this on the elevator trip asshole!!! ]