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[thekidsare0kay]

okay, iit doe2n't exactly make up for everythiing.
but all of you troll2 can ju2t go ahead and be jealou2 of my recuperacoon, biitche2.
ii'm gettiing 2uch a fuckiing good niight 2leep toniight, you ju2t watch.
2ucker2.

[Locked to Psiioniic]

thii2 ii2 2ort of embarrassiing.
are you okay?

[OOC: um. What hiatus?]

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Ew, no. Just give me one of your shirts, I can deal with wet pants for a little longer.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He thinks about that, then grins. He opens the door and hands her a spare shirt, looking a little smug]

Now get out.

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[She gets out of the bathtub, and changes into his shirt, it's snug but it's better than what she was wearing. Her pants were still wet so she takes them off, wrings them out, and puts them back on before exiting the bathroom]

I'll give you your shirt back later or something.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Oh. He looks away, blushing yellow, as she takes off her clothes like it's nothing. She's an alien but he doesn't really want to see her chest globes and bone bulge just hanging out there.]

Yeah, you can give it back, becauthe I don't have an endlethh thupply.

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Or maybe I'll keep it and make you suffer.

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[thekidsare0kay]

And maybe I'll wathte thoem of my thopor by putting it in your trunk. Funny thing ith, my boyfriend [That's the human word, right? No way is he going to explain kismeses again right now] hath a key to your rethpite block.

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're gay?

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[thekidsare0kay]

I'm what?

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Gay. A guy who likes other guys, and only guys.

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[thekidsare0kay]

You have a word for that? [Eyeroll] Who careth if thomeone ith a girl or a guy? What differenthe doeth that make?

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

You don't have a word for that? I mean, I don't care but other people like really do. And there's totally a difference! The plumbing ain't the same.

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[thekidsare0kay]

The plu-- [His eyes widen with horror and dip down to look at Santana's, er, hips.] Not the thame?

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[Santana's eyes widen as well] You mean it is the same for you? Then how do you tell boys from girls?

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[thekidsare0kay]

You jutht... [Vague, unfortunate gestures] Girlth have vethtigal venom thacth on their chethtth, and their hornth are different. And they're usually more viciouth than boyth.

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I didn't catch anything you said before horns.

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[thekidsare0kay]

[Okay, the gestures are more pronounced now. Clearly boob gestures] Venom thackth. Like you have?

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

[she points to her chest] Not. Venom. Sacks.

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[thekidsare0kay]

What are they, then?

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Just boobs. Skin and fat and stuff. No poison, that's just dumb.

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[thekidsare0kay]

What'th dumb about poithon? At leatht they thound lethh uthelethh than fat thackth.

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

Sorry to tell you that humans aren't poisonous. Any place where you would store poison sounds dumb to me.

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[thekidsare0kay]

And again you demonthtrate how limited and clothed-minded you are. [Points to the door] Go on, or I'm dumping you in the hall.

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[straightupzorra.livejournal.com]

What, like you don't think my body and it's whole not poisonous thing is dumb. I'm just returning the favor. [she's leaving, she's leaving, jegus relax] Whatever, later.