GOING ON A JUNGLE ADVENTURE, TO SEE WHAT WE CAN SEE

[windykind.livejournal.com]

EB: hey everybody!
so i guess we're all stuck here for a little while?
according to that letter i got, anyway. did anyone else get a letter like that?
i guess you all must be from the new session. there sure are a lot of you, though...
in any case, hi! i'm john!
i created you, kind of.
not really.
i actually kind of don't know!
but i guess this place is pretty cool.

oh yeah, also!
if you see anyone named:
dave strider
rose lalonde
or jade harley

then can you tell me?
it's really important!
thank you!

Comments

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Wow, gee, okay! All hail great queen Vriska, who took time out of her busy schedule of bluh-ing at people to see the lowly peasant John! [Have some jazz hands, Vriska. This is mystical stuff we're talking now.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Rolling her eyes so hardcore right now.]

Wow, remind me why I associate with a nerd like you again??

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Because you're great? [Hopeful grin. He doesn't know why she does either.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Good job, Egbert! You got it right. Maybe if you're lucky, some of my greatness will rub off on you too.

[Smirking!]

Anyway, down to business! Is this really the first time you've met me?

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Uh, no? When did I ever say that?

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

You acted like you've never met me in person until now. It was pretty obvious when you asked if I was actually here.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

No, it's just we don't see each other in person that often, so it was pretty surprising! [He chuckles.] I guess it wasn't that obvious.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

So you remember being here before??

....ffffffuuuuuUUUUUUUU--

[windykind.livejournal.com]

...

[John blinks, confused, while his mun reads through the pesterlogs, screams, and hits herself around the forehead with a very heavy book. WOW. WAY TO GO. YOUR MEMORY SERVES YOU WELL.]

[His mun lives in eternal shame.]

...Well... no... I thought I saw you... but... Must've been a dream or something...

dhshd come into my arms and let me love you

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Dreaming of me now, Egbert? I guess I should feel flattered you think of me so much!

[She chalks the dream up to being a dream bubble with a doomed version of herself and all was right with the world.]

wahahaaaa moe sob

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what they say! Dreams are just your mind reflecting what happened in reality! So I guess we talked for a long time or something and I took a nap and saw you. [It probably was a dream bubble, yeah. All just a dream bubble. Yep.]

it happens to everyone dont worry about it <3

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if you suck and can't control your dreams! [Grinning] You've still got a lot to learn.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Control your dreams? Why would you want to do that? Then you already know what happens! [Oh god. Such a kid.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Rolling her eyes again.]

Duh, John. It's pretty important to be able to control dreams back in the game. The more control you have, the less of a chance you get caught off guard by someone or something!

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Dreams were never really my thing. Jade was always the one who took those kinds of messages. ...Though I guess I'm going to start receiving my own now, if we get any at all.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

We can't enter dream bubbles here, and I've never dreamed of Skaia or Prospit. It's just the kind of dreams I had back on Alternia. So you're probably off the hook! Aren't you lucky?

[windykind.livejournal.com]

So you can finally have normal dreams! [SUCCESS IS ACHIEVED.]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Define normal.

[Deadeyes him. She'll take Prospit dreams over horror terror nightmares any day.]

[windykind.livejournal.com]

Dreams that don't have to do with yellow planets or purple planets or intergalactic space monsters... [Pause.] ...well, okay, I guess they can include that. But ones that aren't caused by Sburb or anything. Regular dreams.

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

Normal dreams for trolls are what humans would consider nightmares.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

...Oh...

...right.





[...]

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[She gives him a hard look for exactly eight seconds before grinning and waving her hand flippantly.]

Hahaha you should see your face right now, Egbert! You looked like a kicked barkbeast.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

[And just as quickly, he snaps out of it, laughing along with her.] ...You're right, I guess I did!

[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Good, because she can't handle seeing John with an upset face. She reaches forward to grab his hood and try to pull it down over his eyes.]

You're so easy to troll, it's almost pathetic.

[windykind.livejournal.com]

A-- wha-- hey!

[He flails around for a bit, blinded by the... lack of... eyesight... yeah. But the important thing is, he flails. And it just goes to prove Vriska's point, too.]