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animus_network2011-12-26 04:17 am
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[Alright, he got kinda worked up about this when he first saw dead humans laying around, and was going to say something. But he was still nervous about getting found and killed, and then there was fighting, and then there was recovering, and to be honest, he sort of forgot??? Luckily, the Highblood was good enough to remind him about it with that horrible braying nonsense the other day. He's annoyed, both that there are threats being made and that, apparently, this is something that needs to be announced at all. But… what can he do. Aliens, and all that…]
hEY,
sO i GUESS PROBABLY, yOU MAY HAVE HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT A WEEK AGO WHERE,
sOME BULGELICKER STARTED YELLING ABOUT, kILLING PEOPLE FOR FUN,
oR IF YOU HAVEN'T,
i HAVE JUST INFORMED YOU THAT, tHAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENED,
eITHER WAY, i THINK IT IS PROBABLY TIME SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING
sINCE i GUESS, aLIENS LACK THE COMMON SENSE TO KNOW A SUBJUGGLATOR WHEN THEY SEE ONE,
oH i SORT OF SPOILED THE SURPRISE THERE, bY SAYING THAT, bUT THAT'S OKAY,
aNYWAY,
yES, hE IS A SUBJUGGLATOR WHICH MEANS, iT IS HIS JOB TO, mURDER PEOPLE,
aLSO TO BE COMPLETELY INSANE,
pOSSIBLY THIS IS A THING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED ALREADY,
i KNOW THAT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU, hAS EVEN LESS COMMON SENSE THEN ME,
aND DID NOT LEAVE ONCE YOU'D SEEN HIM,
aND THEN YOU DIED,
i GUESS IT'S TOO LATE FOR, pEOPLE LIKE YOU,
bUT FOR THE REST OF YOU,
hERE, kEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS,
[For a moment the screen switches over to video. There is a piece of paper held up to the camera. The paper has a drawing on it. The drawing looks like this: ]
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[And then it returns to text]
sO HERE'S THE LAST WORD i THINK i WILL SAY,
oR TYPE, dEPENDING ON HOW LITERAL YOU ARE,
iF YOU SEE AN EIGHT FOOT TALL MONSTER,
wITH THE FACEPAINT AND EVERYTHING,
dO NOT STAY AND, cHAT WITH HIM,
hE WILL KILL YOU,
wHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING,
yOU SHOULD AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS,
hERE,
jUST SO THAT i AM, cERTAIN i AM BEING CLEAR, i WILL SPACE THIS OUT A LITTLE BIT,
yOU WILL BE KILLED, pROBABLY VERY SLOWLY, bY HIM,
sO GOOD LUCK, i GUESS, aLTHOUGH HOPEFULLY YOU WILL NOT NEED IT,
bECAUSE HE WILL HAVE DECIDED TO, fUCK OFF,
[If you have read all of this in an exasperated tone, congratulations, you get second place. If instead, you read it as yOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS i'VE EVER SEEN, you are the winner!!!!]
((ooc credit to Hanshi for the drawing lkjsdf))
hEY,
sO i GUESS PROBABLY, yOU MAY HAVE HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT A WEEK AGO WHERE,
sOME BULGELICKER STARTED YELLING ABOUT, kILLING PEOPLE FOR FUN,
oR IF YOU HAVEN'T,
i HAVE JUST INFORMED YOU THAT, tHAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENED,
eITHER WAY, i THINK IT IS PROBABLY TIME SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING
sINCE i GUESS, aLIENS LACK THE COMMON SENSE TO KNOW A SUBJUGGLATOR WHEN THEY SEE ONE,
oH i SORT OF SPOILED THE SURPRISE THERE, bY SAYING THAT, bUT THAT'S OKAY,
aNYWAY,
yES, hE IS A SUBJUGGLATOR WHICH MEANS, iT IS HIS JOB TO, mURDER PEOPLE,
aLSO TO BE COMPLETELY INSANE,
pOSSIBLY THIS IS A THING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED ALREADY,
i KNOW THAT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU, hAS EVEN LESS COMMON SENSE THEN ME,
aND DID NOT LEAVE ONCE YOU'D SEEN HIM,
aND THEN YOU DIED,
i GUESS IT'S TOO LATE FOR, pEOPLE LIKE YOU,
bUT FOR THE REST OF YOU,
hERE, kEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS,
[For a moment the screen switches over to video. There is a piece of paper held up to the camera. The paper has a drawing on it. The drawing looks like this: ]
[
][And then it returns to text]
sO HERE'S THE LAST WORD i THINK i WILL SAY,
oR TYPE, dEPENDING ON HOW LITERAL YOU ARE,
iF YOU SEE AN EIGHT FOOT TALL MONSTER,
wITH THE FACEPAINT AND EVERYTHING,
dO NOT STAY AND, cHAT WITH HIM,
hE WILL KILL YOU,
wHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING,
yOU SHOULD AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS,
hERE,
jUST SO THAT i AM, cERTAIN i AM BEING CLEAR, i WILL SPACE THIS OUT A LITTLE BIT,
yOU WILL BE KILLED, pROBABLY VERY SLOWLY, bY HIM,
sO GOOD LUCK, i GUESS, aLTHOUGH HOPEFULLY YOU WILL NOT NEED IT,
bECAUSE HE WILL HAVE DECIDED TO, fUCK OFF,
[If you have read all of this in an exasperated tone, congratulations, you get second place. If instead, you read it as yOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS i'VE EVER SEEN, you are the winner!!!!]
((ooc credit to Hanshi for the drawing lkjsdf))

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Don't all keep me motherfucking waiting too long. [The middle finger doesn't bother the highblood one bit, and with that, he reaches for the video feed switch and shuts it off.]
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[Coming to get you 8>]
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Interesting.
He doesn't move from his seat, and just looks around the room. Piles of tables and chairs and just pushed off to the sides, the entire room just a big honking mess. He likes making things difficult for everyone, apparently. On the outside he appears calm, but his blood is boiling and he's so so very excited about this. It's only been a week and the Summoner wants to see him already!! So exciting, he can barely contain himself.]
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[And actually he doesn't expect the Highblood to stay in the same place either. Not necessarily because he's afraid of him - ahaha a subjugglator admitting fear over a lowblood, whether it's warranted or not - but just out of boredom or the need to go get to those things he said he had to attend to... So sit tight, bro, the Summoner... is gonna go poking around some of the other floors first, trying to figure the first place the Highblood would go. Then he debates for a bit about whether the guy would've... really... stayed in one place...]
[AND ONLY THEN does he wander up to the room he identified as the Highblood's, and slowly, slowly look inside. Trying to stay hidden for the moment, something he is surprisingly good at when he's not being an obnoxious asshole... And so he waits there, watching the subjugglator until he's pretty sure he won't be seen as he... steps in the door... grabs a chair... and chucks it... at the back of his head...]
[Did you miss him }8)]
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Though it probably would've been a good idea to keep his eye out on the door, but he's spacing out, in that stupid state that he hates find himself in. Fortunately, it doesn't happen often, but damn, he just had to find the perfect time to do it.]
[THOK!
The chair collides with the back of his head, and he hunches his shoulder in surprise, letting out a sharp growl. He turns his head slightly to glare over his shoulder, then slowly picks himself off the ground. His stance is wary and cautious, because although he is thrilled to see him, he's not a fool. The Summoner promised a slashed throat, and while he appreciates the genuine threat, he doesn't actually want it injured again.]
..............
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[Wants...]
[LKJSDKLFJ he doesn't know, or at least doesn't want to know, and after a second he grabs another chair, refusing to take his eyes off the Highblood. His breath comes as a heavy sigh through his nose, hands clenching and unclenching like he isn't sure what to do next. This is a dilemma he should never ever be in as a soldier, and yet... here he is]
You look nervous, Highblood.
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He tilts his head slightly in a questioning manner, his eyes steadily boring holes into the Summoner's face in that half deadpan half amused way, taking in every subtle movement from the clenching of his hands to the heavy breath, that sort of stiff posture.... brother needs to all relax a little.]
I am not even close to being what you think, motherfucker. I'M GOOD. [Then he gives the Summoner a good once over, not even being at all subtle about it.] You sure it isn't you that isn't motherfucking nervous?
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[Stop]
[Okay, wow, he hasn't questioned his ability to fight someone like this since he was sent into his first battle. Sweeps ago. What the fuck. Worse, it doesn't even feel like the usual way he puts himself down. It's much more like he's ridiculing his past so he does better this time. Proves himself, but he's got nothing to prove to any highblood. He gave up on that task just as many sweeps ago. LKJSDLFKJLKSDFJ WAIT FUCK HE ISN'T BREATHING, that is one of those tell-tale signs of nervousness... or thinking too hard. Or both. He sighs again and knows that... that means he cannot bluff his way out of... this...]
[Wait. Suddenly his eyes focus, lock onto that completely unsubtle way the Highblood is looking him over and... welp... buttons are pushed]
Don't! [And the chair goes flying through the air at the Highblood before he can even think about it, and he's running immediately after. Doesn't know how he'll get to the guy's throat like this, but he can certainly try...!]
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But well, he'll humor him. He bends his knees slightly to get into a more defensive stance, a stance he doesn't use too often... but hey, if the Summoner is just going to run towards him with nothing but spit and courage, he could lower his standards a little, too.]
Don't what? [His grin only grows more hideous and evil.]
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Stop. Whatever you're doing, just... stop it. [Bares his teeth for a second, something that might have been a hiss if he were an animal. Highbloods don't usually have psychic powers, right? But he's heard some subjugglators can induce fear in their prey? This doesn't really feel like fear, but fuck if he knows. He just wants it to go away so he can return to wanting to JUST KILL HIM AND NOTHING ELSE. GOD. Looks for all the world like he might charge him again, but he just keeps circling....]
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Although the Summoner is out of reach, the highblood feels content with his position on the ground. He doesn't care that he can't reach him at the moment, and just lets him buzz around like an agitated fly. He'll find his chance to swat him down soon enough. The words being wretched from the lowblood's mouth makes his skin prickle in a oddly pleasant sort of way. There's something seriously bothering the Summoner, and not in the usual "oh this highblood is evil let's kill it" sort of way, but... something else.
For one, he's not attacking him anymore... just circling... which in itself is a bit annoying, but he can be patient.]
What is all up with the motherfucking accusations, motherfucker? I'M JUST STANDING HERE, WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOVE. You sure your thinkpan all in its right place?
[He leers at the flying troll, making sure to keep him in his sight at all times. It's a good thing his peripheral vision is good -- except when he's spacing out, anyway.]
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[Okay. He stops where he is pretty sure the edge of the Highblood's vision is, braces his hand against one of the table legs and proceeds to kick it. Twice and the thing snaps off. He hits it against the table itself, listens to the crack of the wood together, and feels a little better. He came here to kill him. No big deal, even if he can't help glancing at the Highblood as he goes to break another leg off, just to see if he's watching now]
My sponge is fine um... except where you've, fucked with it.
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He eyes the makeshift weapons with little interest, keeping his focus on the Summoner's face. His fingers twitch in anticipation, wondering what he's going to do next. Will he approach him quickly or slowly? Would it surprise him? Would it even work? If it fails, would he feel angry enough to retaliate? So many questions are swimming in his sponge and it makes him feel lightheaded, though he's pretty sure it's not just from the thinking and has more to do with the Summoner's intense presence.]
More accusations! HEH HEH HEH. I don't remember touching no delicate parts of your anatomy, unless you count your MOTHERFUCKING WINGS. [He shrugs mockingly, grinning in what only he considers as "friendly".]
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[NO. FUCK'S SAKE. Not showing off. Not... anything like that. They snap shut just as suddenly as they openeed and then he's just... walking towards him lkjsdlfkjlj Completely loose, not threatening at all except for the makeshift weapons in his hands]
Don't lie, Highblood. Manners.
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Only when the lowblood says that one word: manners, does his smile start to fade a little. Ugh, that is so incredibly cheeky, annoying, and motherfucking insubordinate! Though that last one is usually reserved for trolls that he doesn't even give a single fuck about, whether it's in good or bad ways. He knows for sure that the rebel is exactly that, a rebel. Not like insubordination means fuck all to him, right? Anyway, it's enough to sour his mood a little.]
You have got no motherfucking RIGHT to be lecturing ME about manners, SUMMONER....but say I did fuck your head up a bit. WHO THE FUCK CARES? You're still doing just fine.
[eyes the clubs briefly, then back up at the Summoner. they're both loose, relaxed in appearance, and calm like the moments before the storm....]
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Hey you're uh... right. I'm still alive, aren't I... I wonder why, that is? [The smirk turns a little expectant. Please for the love of christ finally tell him why you didn't kill him @_@ He... hides how much he wants this answer though, by lifting one hand and lskdjflkj poking the Highblood in the chest with the table leg. It's all done slowly, still relaxed, so hopefully it doesn't look like an attack but... who knows!]
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Why he didn't kill him......... he wonders if this would be a good idea. Maybe it's too soon. Maybe he doesn't even know! The more seconds that go by as he looks down at the Summoner, the more he feels that bubbling mixture of disgust and glee, that desire to just say it outright--]
Nothing to it. Can't a brother just have more important motherfucking needs to attend to, like stopping from bleeding to death?
[No, he's not just going to tell him. That's no fun. You can't just skip to the end. Gotta play it all out, nice and slow. Though if the Summoner wants to speed things up a little, he would not mind. How about you put those table legs to good use sometime soon, hm?
He extends his arm again, slowly, so that it too doesn't look like an attack. His palm faces up, wicked claws spreading as he barely reaches out a pointer finger and lets it ghost up the Summoner's arm, over the shoulder and nearing his neck.] BESIDES, from what I all learned here, DEATH HERE IS BETTER THAN MOTHERFUCKING MUTILATION. I've witnessed that shit. They just all come back good as fucking new. A new, refreshed motherfucking body, and I just couldn't wish that on a motherfucker, NOW COULD I?
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[...wait LKSDJFLKJSDF more importantly!!! He suddenly steps to the side, setting a table leg against the Highblood's wrist and pushing dat claw away. Man, whatever this is is really screwing with him. He was actually sort of okay with it being there for a second, the threat of it making his skin prickle, adrenalin turning his head even funnier then it is now. Sighs, smirk sliding away so he's just... glaring again]
I suppose you'd know, wouldn't you.
[Dammit, what is he supposed to do now. He is feeling super possessive about those scars, but he did promise to take his throat. Also he wants to kill him, remember. Right. Yeah. That's still definitely a thing. Stalling for now lakjdf]
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I do know. Motherfucking surprises all up in here when I saw it. Real shame though... kinda liked the look of motherfucking blue and purple hand-shaped bruises. [He trails off, staring at him almost expectantly. He doesn't want to resort to any drastic measures, but if the Summoner is this intent on stalling.....]
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You uh... look like you want to get to the, point. [Waits... just long enough that the Highblood might try to answer before lksjdf flicking one of the legs at the guy's face and following after it, moving to grab his shoulder and hike himself up high enough to... well... get to the point...!]
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His hands won't move at first, almost letting the rebel do what he wants, but his instincts suddenly kick in. He lets out a nasty growl and tightly grabs a leg, tugging at it -- though not hard enough to pull him off completely. Just enough to try and keep him from his throat, for even just a second.]
IT'S ABOUT TIME, MOTHERFUCKER... but don't think I'll make it motherfucking EASY for you, heh.
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Good...! Better not. [--and thwacking him in the head with the makeshift weapon]
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Now this was more like it.]
That all you GOT?
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[No, for now all his attention goes to his wings and the broken edge of the wood. The wings because he's just going to just... tell physics to go fuck itself, using all of his not insubstantial power to counter act the swing. While he can't stop himself, he can certainly lessen the eventual blow. And the pointy edge of his weapon because he's going to slam that into the Highblood's wrist. It's certainly not sharp enough to pierce, but the raggedy edge probably hurts like a motherfucker]
Fuck you!
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He cackles loudly. So mature. So smart.]
It's a little early for all that, don't you motherfucking think? GETTING TOO OVEREAGER IS WHAT I ALL THINK.
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