01 ♉ text & video

[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[Alright, he got kinda worked up about this when he first saw dead humans laying around, and was going to say something. But he was still nervous about getting found and killed, and then there was fighting, and then there was recovering, and to be honest, he sort of forgot??? Luckily, the Highblood was good enough to remind him about it with that horrible braying nonsense the other day. He's annoyed, both that there are threats being made and that, apparently, this is something that needs to be announced at all. But… what can he do. Aliens, and all that…]

hEY,
sO i GUESS PROBABLY, yOU MAY HAVE HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT A WEEK AGO WHERE,
sOME BULGELICKER STARTED YELLING ABOUT, kILLING PEOPLE FOR FUN,
oR IF YOU HAVEN'T,
i HAVE JUST INFORMED YOU THAT, tHAT IS A THING THAT HAPPENED,
eITHER WAY, i THINK IT IS PROBABLY TIME SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING
sINCE i GUESS, aLIENS LACK THE COMMON SENSE TO KNOW A SUBJUGGLATOR WHEN THEY SEE ONE,
oH i SORT OF SPOILED THE SURPRISE THERE, bY SAYING THAT, bUT THAT'S OKAY,
aNYWAY,
yES, hE IS A SUBJUGGLATOR WHICH MEANS, iT IS HIS JOB TO, mURDER PEOPLE,
aLSO TO BE COMPLETELY INSANE,
pOSSIBLY THIS IS A THING YOU'VE EXPERIENCED ALREADY,
i KNOW THAT AT LEAST ONE OF YOU, hAS EVEN LESS COMMON SENSE THEN ME,
aND DID NOT LEAVE ONCE YOU'D SEEN HIM,
aND THEN YOU DIED,
i GUESS IT'S TOO LATE FOR, pEOPLE LIKE YOU,
bUT FOR THE REST OF YOU,
hERE, kEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS,

[For a moment the screen switches over to video. There is a piece of paper held up to the camera. The paper has a drawing on it. The drawing looks like this: ]

[]

[And then it returns to text]

sO HERE'S THE LAST WORD i THINK i WILL SAY,
oR TYPE, dEPENDING ON HOW LITERAL YOU ARE,
iF YOU SEE AN EIGHT FOOT TALL MONSTER,
wITH THE FACEPAINT AND EVERYTHING,
dO NOT STAY AND, cHAT WITH HIM,
hE WILL KILL YOU,
wHICH IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING,
yOU SHOULD AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS,
hERE,
jUST SO THAT i AM, cERTAIN i AM BEING CLEAR, i WILL SPACE THIS OUT A LITTLE BIT,

yOU WILL BE KILLED, pROBABLY VERY SLOWLY, bY HIM,

sO GOOD LUCK, i GUESS, aLTHOUGH HOPEFULLY YOU WILL NOT NEED IT,
bECAUSE HE WILL HAVE DECIDED TO, fUCK OFF,

[If you have read all of this in an exasperated tone, congratulations, you get second place. If instead, you read it as yOU ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKING THINGS i'VE EVER SEEN, you are the winner!!!!]


((ooc credit to Hanshi for the drawing lkjsdf))

Comments

voice; too lazy for coding

[highbloods.livejournal.com]

You forgot the motherfucking paintjob. HOW'S A MOTHERFUCKER SUPPOSED TO BE ALL A WICKED SUBJUGGLATOR WITHOUT THE PAINT? Heh heh, but that's cute, brother. Getting your cautionary tale on about the big bad highbloods and schoolfeeding them about us like it'll all change a damn thing.

I THINK YOU'RE WASTING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BREATH. Relax. Let those fresh wounds sit all pretty and motherfucking heal for a bit before you all go and strain something by doing all this, you hear? YOU'LL JUST HURT YOURSELF.

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[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[That's all there is for a little bit. A minute or more, and then suddenly the video comes on and... there's not a scratch on him. He is fully healed, and there is a wild, manic edge to his smirk this time as leans into the camera]

What are you talking about, Highblood.

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[highbloods.livejournal.com]

[Well.............. that's fine, he guesses. His wounds are pretty much gone by this point, too with help from the signless. His mouth automatically mimics the Summoner's, the sight of him almost instantly riling him up a little.]

Heh, I see you've nary a motherfucking scratch on you. A SHAME.

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[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[Yes, magic is a wonderful thing ); It was nice when it happened because being injured is never fun, but it's better now that he can surprise the Highblood like this. He will, of course, not mention Willow's name, nor the magic part at all. That could easily be a death sentence for her and he will not have that on his conscience]

Yes, it must be for you. [Seeing how you said you'd kill him and... well... here we are...]

[voice - private]

[guiltapalooza]

Wait, is that really what he looks like? [Her voice sounds a bit odd-- off, almost, like she's restraining a reaction.] And does he really say "bluh"?

[There's several seconds of silence and then she bursts into short giggles before she cuts herself off, embarrassed.] I'm sorry, I know I should be taking this seriously, and okay, I gave him my own chewing out a little while ago, which apparently did nothing.

We obviously need to come up with some kind of plan. Just... maybe it should involve less art. [You can hear an edge of a grin to her tone, there.]

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[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[Yes. For effect and certainly not because he can't draw. He is... eternally amused at Willow laughing about this though. Come on, lady, we gotta take this seriously!!!!!]

[voice - private]

[guiltapalooza]

No, no, it was completely of the considerate and helpful, [she counters, rushing to amend her earlier laughter.] It was very nice of you. It's hard to look out for someone if you don't know what they look like.

Anyway... yeah. Any ideas? Glaring weaknesses? Aside from just whaling on him, I'm not sure what I should be looking to do, here.

[With sudden determination--] But he definitely can't be left to his own devices if he's going to be killing people.

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[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[Baww he is chuckling on the other side of this computer here even though she can't hear it. She didn't need to backtrack! He is totally cool with it lksjdf But uh... right, let's get serious here]

[Video]

[lucidmutant.livejournal.com]

...

[Fawkes might not be able to emote very well, but he is Very Clearly Angry.]

THIS SHALL NOT STAND.

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[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[HOLY SHIT LKSDJFLKJ SPEAKING OF EIGHT FOOT TALL MONSTERS, FAWKES!!! His immediate response is to jerk away from the computer, as silly as that sounds. But he is just not used to huge douchebags who aren't the Highblood screaming angrily at him! He's startled enough it actually takes him a second that this person looks more human then troll, so he is... probably not another subjugglator... unless the subjugglator's got really into mutilating their own kind while he wasn't looking]

[Takes a breath and returns to the keyboard after a minute or so...]

[Video]

[lucidmutant.livejournal.com]

[Fawkes' feed stays active, and his anger seems to give way to slight confusion by the delay.]

I hope you do not mind that I continue to use the video. It is much easier to do so than to attempt typing - but yes, the random murders are what I refer to.

My name is Fawkes. I am a meta-human.

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[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that makes sense, so he switches it over after a second later. Also hopefully seeing he's... obviously a troll will make his question make more sense]

Meta-human?

OH MY GOD FINALLY THEY MEET

[benigncancer]

EXCELLENT LIKENESS.
ALSO, FANTASTIC ADVICE.
THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE HERE WITH NEAR-CRIMINALLY POOR SENSES OF SELF-PRESERVATION IS TRULY CHAFING MY BULGE.
ESPECIALLY SINCE I HAVE TO ADMIT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE MAY INDEED BE YOURS TRULY.

[OOC: Why doesn't Signless' font colour work???? Pretend it's eye-bleeding candy red please ;;]

YEEEEES +_____+

[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[...stares at this for a second. Jeez bro, okay, you like the Sufferer, but you can turn the contrast on your text down a little bit. Good lord, type in your actual blood color, douchebag...]



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((ooc CAN DO LKJSDF gdit lj /shakes fist))

[benigncancer]

YEAH, IT'S NOT REALLY THEIR FAULT, BUT WHATEVER.
THAT'S ONE OF THE ADVANTAGES OF THE NETWORK, ANYWAY, IT CAN BE USED TO GET THE WORD OUT.
HE HASN'T KILLED ME YET, NO, BUT IT'S PROBABLY A MATTER OF TIME, AS YOU CAN LIKELY TELL.
YOU?

[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[Text] - (Private)

[lethechained.livejournal.com]

[Woah hey, that text looks like Tavros', only... the tone is kind of different. She hasn't seen him in a little while, so she does wonder what's up.]

I saw him on the network before but I didn't talk to him because he didn't seem very nice.

I guess I was right. Thank you for the warning.

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[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

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[lethechained.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best.




[Okay, yeah, she has to ask.]

Tavros?

[entropied]

That is a terrible drawing.
And I am n0t sure why y0u are b0thering t0 warn pe0ple wh0 are t00 stupid t0 stay alive.

[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[Gosh Handmaid, why you gotta crush his artistic spirit!!!!]

[entropied]

Y0u w0uld be thinking wr0ng.
And isn't 0ur race supp0sed t0 think the exact 0pp0site?

[voice]

[dualscars.livejournal.com]

[if only because. it's difficult to type with one hand.]

With their apparent obtuseness, coupled with your inability to draw even the most elementary of subjects, your warnin' will most likely yield the opposite 'a its intended effect.

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[cabecilla.livejournal.com]

[Wow what a dick this guy is!!!!]

[dualscars.livejournal.com]

No, no. You see, I rather like the idea 'a survival 'a the fittest, an' inherently dislike those that attempt to thwart it.

Though, I s'pose both prove themselves quality entertainment.