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[gloomyapoplectic]

Ok For Any That May Be Confused
This Is The Alternate Kanaya Maryam That Some Of You May Have Encountered
Just
To Clear Up Any Uncertainty

I Am Posting This Message With The Intent To Contact The Cerulean Karkat
So Karkat If You Are Watching The Network It Would Be Nice If You Could Be Drawn To The Unmistakable Scent Of My Failures So That I May Talk To You


[Filtered to Terezi Pyrope]

And Terezi If You Could Perhaps Find Yourself Drawn To The Much More Literal Scent Of My New Font Color That Would Also Be Very Convenient For Me
I Need To Speak To You About Something As Well
That I Believe Pertains To Concerns You Likely Have About A Certain Someone

Comments

[gloomyapoplectic]

[...??? Um?]

I Am Going To Forego Assumptions Altogether And Ask Right Off The Bat
Who Is This

[Clearly one of the humans, but she's not going to jump to conclusions on which one, even if she's pretty sure she knows.]

[tortileghostwriter]

why
none other than the great david lalonde, tortileghostwriter, the knight of light himself
at your service

[gloomyapoplectic]

Yes That Was The Conclusion I Was Finding Myself Reluctantly Arriving To
You Already Know Of Me I See
So An Introduction Is An Unnecessary Pleasantry At This Point

[tortileghostwriter]

somehow i think were both able to spare the time
youre certainly able to spare the words to tell me that its unnecessary when you could have done as much in fewer

[gloomyapoplectic]

Considering You Seem To Also Be In The Habit Of Saying In Many Words What You Could Also Say In Few
I Would Not Remark On My Word Choice
But If You Are So Set On Introductions
Fine

Hello David Lalonde
I Am Kanaya Maryam
I Am Also Known As GloomyApoplectic Since That Seems To Be Included In The Salutations Package

[tortileghostwriter]

well ok then

[a subtle jab at her comment about his loquaciousness? perhaps.]

[gloomyapoplectic]

Your Abrupt Brevity Comes Off As Rather Pointed

[She noticed.]

[tortileghostwriter]

oh how absolutely impressive
what a spectacle
shes got it
by jove i think shes got it
now tell me where is the rain and where does it mainly fall

these elocution lessons have already had a truly remarkable effect upon you maryam
youve made stunning progress so suddenly

i dare say ill win this wager yet

in any case yes there is a point to it
your need to point this fact out implies that you fail to realize that there is a point to my every act
my every word
hidden and intricate subtle layers of irony moving back and forth in a most adroit web