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[gloomyapoplectic]

Ok For Any That May Be Confused
This Is The Alternate Kanaya Maryam That Some Of You May Have Encountered
Just
To Clear Up Any Uncertainty

I Am Posting This Message With The Intent To Contact The Cerulean Karkat
So Karkat If You Are Watching The Network It Would Be Nice If You Could Be Drawn To The Unmistakable Scent Of My Failures So That I May Talk To You


[Filtered to Terezi Pyrope]

And Terezi If You Could Perhaps Find Yourself Drawn To The Much More Literal Scent Of My New Font Color That Would Also Be Very Convenient For Me
I Need To Speak To You About Something As Well
That I Believe Pertains To Concerns You Likely Have About A Certain Someone

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filtered!

[scalemate]

K4N4Y4 TH1S DO3S NOT SM3LL L1K3 F41LUR3 4T 4LL!
1N F4CT 1T 1S V3RY D3C4D3NT 4ND 1 4PPROV3 >:]
WH4TS UP?

[Locked to Kanaya]

[caliginous]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????
TAKE THIS FUCKING POST DOWN THIS FUCKING INSTANT.
HOLY TAPDANCING TERRORS BELOW.
YOU CAN'T ACTUALLY BE THIS MENTALLY DAMAGED.
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU'VE HIT YOUR PAN THAT FUCKING HARD ON THE PAVEMENT.

[Floor 14 - Action]

[gloomyapoplectic]

[So Kanaya has pretty much no experience with romcoms. She never had time to watch them, and even when she did, she wasn't much fond of them. But this was vital. It would definitely make it easier to bring up what they needed to talk about.

So she's plopped on a couch in front of one of the creepy televisions with a selection of romcoms picked out, staring cluelessly at the pile of boxes and hoping Karkat would get there soon.]

[Locked]

[benigncancer]

I'M PROUD OF YOU.
NOT TO BE AS NOSEY AS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM, BUT,
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN HELP WITH?

[tortileghostwriter]

[...huh.]

i must say that i definitely expected more shouting
given roses descriptions of her encounters with you