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[gloomyapoplectic]

Ok For Any That May Be Confused
This Is The Alternate Kanaya Maryam That Some Of You May Have Encountered
Just
To Clear Up Any Uncertainty

I Am Posting This Message With The Intent To Contact The Cerulean Karkat
So Karkat If You Are Watching The Network It Would Be Nice If You Could Be Drawn To The Unmistakable Scent Of My Failures So That I May Talk To You


[Filtered to Terezi Pyrope]

And Terezi If You Could Perhaps Find Yourself Drawn To The Much More Literal Scent Of My New Font Color That Would Also Be Very Convenient For Me
I Need To Speak To You About Something As Well
That I Believe Pertains To Concerns You Likely Have About A Certain Someone

Comments

[scalemate]

Nooope!

[She lets go of his arm to wrap her arms around his waist instead and snuggle close. GOD KARKAT STOP BEING SO TSUN.]

[caliginous]

[He is MADE OF IT. But once she pulls herself close, he doesn't really have any way to avoid it. So he picks up one arm to wrap it around her tentatively with a brief flicker of a smile.

But there's one problem with that: Kanaya is still in the room and, moirail or not, points of vulnerability are not allowed to be a thing in anyone's presence. So he focuses on her pointedly.]

Pop fucking quiz. What did you learn from the movie?

[gloomyapoplectic]

[Oh whoops. She'd just been kind of...awkwardly half-paying attention and half-not paying attention in case Karkat flipped his shit off the grill and into the street again. She hadn't really...expected to be spoken to.

She turns abruptly, a little red in the face (she doesn't really want to be here now that she's taken care of what she needed to) and stutters a little.]

Um--

[And then says the first thing that comes to mind, which is always a bad idea when it comes to her.]

That you are terrible at imitating a human Greek accent.

[scalemate]

[Terezi cackles, not at all above mocking Karkat in his moment of vulnerablity.]

What else could she have possibly learned?

[caliginous]

[EYEROLL. He reaches over to shove Terezi's head down briefly while he talks to Kanaya.]

Wrong answer, you're watching it again.

[gloomyapoplectic]

[Oh damnit.]

And when am I scheduled for this remedial schoolfeeding regarding this movie?

[scalemate]

[HUFF.]

Jegus, are you trying to kill her?

[caliginous]

Can it, Terezi.

Next week, when I feel like it.