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[au1] david lalonde

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[New text post on the network! Might be somewhat familiar to a number of people here.]

to our ever so gracious captors
far be it from me to appear ungrateful for such a CLEARLY magnanimous offer
but i believe i will have to pass

the answer is no
now if you would be so kind as to direct me to the exit

[this is immediately followed up by his video feed being turned on for a couple of seconds. He proceeds to flip the camera the bird, doing a particularly displeased lineface. Any doubt about this being a Dave just went out the window.]

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[Rude Dave, rude.]

lol!!!
calm down daviiiiddd
i am pretty sure you cannot spontaneously develop albinism O:
so i think for the time being your roses blush and pallor are perfectly a-ok!!!

oh but
my name is not harley O:
my name is echidna!
so whichever dave you are it is nice to meet you :P

you dont say
excellent then thats one potential cause of alarm squared neatly away and dealt with
what stunning progress this board meeting is seeing

that
what

then let this conference move on to the rest of the agenda!!

what what???
um
echidna hackett!
here!

[And she switched her video on this time. And she added a little wave.]

[...yeah this is definitely Jade, what the hell.]

... I believe there's either something I've somehow missed here or your intent is to play some manner of joke at my expense. More an Egbert's area, wouldn't you say?

Well it IS an Egbert thing, but! I am definitely not Jade! In my universe, Jade Harley is my DnD character, until our DM made us make new characters. I have a friend whose character is Dave Strider, and two more who play John Egbert and Rose Lalonde. So I figure you must be from a universe where our campaign is real, but you guys had different families!

[She is slowly coming to understand the concept of Alternate Universes.]

[..wait, WHAT.]

And the circumstances behind this rerolling of characters?

Uuuhm, well apparently our session of Sburb was already super messed up because it had a bomb instead of normal...stuff and some stuff about paradoxspace. Then Jade's pet god dog first guardian prototyped itself into her kernelsprite and Jack Noir stole the Black Queen's ring turning him into an unstoppable mutant, so our party decided to Scratch the session. Our characters escaped the universe before the Scratch was finished so it should have been fine, but our DM is a butt and made us reroll anyway.

And then Doc Scratch became Lord English and Dick confiscated our old character sheets. [UNAMUSED.]

[FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

his expression darkens, and his tone...yeah, he's angry.]

So the same mistakes were made, though it seems your player characters [he nearly spits the phrase, finding it appropriate for how they were all fucking pawns of fate] had significantly greater fortunes.

[His expression and drop in tone unnerved her quit a bit, and Echidna began fidgeting with the sleeve of her jacket.]

Um...I guess so...? I mean I am pretty sure we all died at least once and a lot of the trolls died too. I think the only good stroke was that Jade was immune to Jack Noir since when they prototyped with her First Guardian pet dog, it transferred its loyalty to Jack. And I know Lord English is supposed to herald the end of a universe, so I do not even know what that is about. We just keep playing because most of us are too stubborn to give up, even if it is not actually happening to us..

... Matters developed somewhat differently then, I see.

Well yeah, I mean it would not be much of an alternate universe if everything turned out the same. [A small shrug.] What happened with your session?

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