numero uno [text]

[gaiangearhead]

k so
i was sitting here pondering the meaning of life and what the fuck i wish i had had for breakfast yesterday
(yesterday was long ok a girl has to make a burrito last)
and i was gonna make a public service announcement going "oh hey i got kidnapped whats up with that?"
but then i realized that was kind of boring so i deleted it
like so quick you dont even know broseph i was bookin it

anyway uh guess i should say
asl???
me i am a fine bro
13/f/some creepy place that wrote me a creepy welcome note
the name is jade
if anyones seen a john or a rose or hell, even a creepy prick who has ooglyboogly creepytimes going on
(thats dave btw)
tell me, ok?
i need to talk to them asap it is super mega important
shit is going down and we need to convene like
convening
seagulls
yeah

[ ooc: i will be a little slow for awhile, but replies will definitely be forthcoming! ]

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

such eloquence strider
and might i add how truly marvelous it is to see you again at last

current circumstances as irritating as they may be

[gaiangearhead]

oh hey youre here!
jeez i totes wasnt expecting to see you i mean, last i saw you were pretty holed up doing your own thing
truly marvelous i am throwing flowers down those creepy stairs i walked down
etc etc etc etc

k so where are we
saying they saved me dont really cut it
i am 99% sure i can save myself now since im pretty much a ticking tock clock or whatever

[tortileghostwriter]

when they saw fit to fling me into this godforsaken place i was in logas actually
my fellowship and i were carrying on a rather maddening conversation with an egregious douchewad

they call it the tower and what an apt if amazingly uninspired name it is
and yes yes hail the fully realized witch of time