numero uno [text]

[gaiangearhead]

k so
i was sitting here pondering the meaning of life and what the fuck i wish i had had for breakfast yesterday
(yesterday was long ok a girl has to make a burrito last)
and i was gonna make a public service announcement going "oh hey i got kidnapped whats up with that?"
but then i realized that was kind of boring so i deleted it
like so quick you dont even know broseph i was bookin it

anyway uh guess i should say
asl???
me i am a fine bro
13/f/some creepy place that wrote me a creepy welcome note
the name is jade
if anyones seen a john or a rose or hell, even a creepy prick who has ooglyboogly creepytimes going on
(thats dave btw)
tell me, ok?
i need to talk to them asap it is super mega important
shit is going down and we need to convene like
convening
seagulls
yeah

[ ooc: i will be a little slow for awhile, but replies will definitely be forthcoming! ]

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

such eloquence strider
and might i add how truly marvelous it is to see you again at last

current circumstances as irritating as they may be

[chronomancer]

[Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.]

...jade
wwhat are you
no sorry thats stupid
i guess
all i can say is hi
so
hi

[mamadonna]

I Beg Your Pardon For The Interruption, Clearly This Is All Highly Important, And I Can Understand Some Disorientation Upon Arrival.
However, I Must Inquire As To The Meaning Behind "A/S/L".

[ She barely even knows computers by this point. ]

[metawoof]

jade????
ok are you from yet ANOTHER alternate universe??
because i am pretty sure jade types in green
you know like this!
:/

[ocariness]

Jade is a lovely name. :)
Though... if I may ask, what does asl mean?
I am... not accustomed to your ways, I apologize.

[finallycowboys]

30/m/I don't know, to be frank.