numero uno [text]

[gaiangearhead]

k so
i was sitting here pondering the meaning of life and what the fuck i wish i had had for breakfast yesterday
(yesterday was long ok a girl has to make a burrito last)
and i was gonna make a public service announcement going "oh hey i got kidnapped whats up with that?"
but then i realized that was kind of boring so i deleted it
like so quick you dont even know broseph i was bookin it

anyway uh guess i should say
asl???
me i am a fine bro
13/f/some creepy place that wrote me a creepy welcome note
the name is jade
if anyones seen a john or a rose or hell, even a creepy prick who has ooglyboogly creepytimes going on
(thats dave btw)
tell me, ok?
i need to talk to them asap it is super mega important
shit is going down and we need to convene like
convening
seagulls
yeah

[ ooc: i will be a little slow for awhile, but replies will definitely be forthcoming! ]

Comments

[tortileghostwriter]

such eloquence strider
and might i add how truly marvelous it is to see you again at last

current circumstances as irritating as they may be

[gaiangearhead]

oh hey youre here!
jeez i totes wasnt expecting to see you i mean, last i saw you were pretty holed up doing your own thing
truly marvelous i am throwing flowers down those creepy stairs i walked down
etc etc etc etc

k so where are we
saying they saved me dont really cut it
i am 99% sure i can save myself now since im pretty much a ticking tock clock or whatever

[tortileghostwriter]

when they saw fit to fling me into this godforsaken place i was in logas actually
my fellowship and i were carrying on a rather maddening conversation with an egregious douchewad

they call it the tower and what an apt if amazingly uninspired name it is
and yes yes hail the fully realized witch of time

[chronomancer]

[Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.]

...jade
wwhat are you
no sorry thats stupid
i guess
all i can say is hi
so
hi

[gaiangearhead]

i am totes sure i covered what i was in the description eribro






wait
you are here?
you arent in the medium or shitting me or anything right, using these computers means youre

[ WOW THAT SOUNDS TOTALLY LAME AND UNCOOL ]


i mean sup

[chronomancer]

yeah
im here
in the towwer i mean
im in the first dormitory floor

[gaiangearhead]

cool cool
i am in some sort of library that lalonde would drool over
but i could find you? maybe?
might get lost

i mean you know since we have shit to talk about

[chronomancer]

ill go find you
hang on

[gaiangearhead]

k i am holding onto this table
for dear life eribro dont desert me now there are tomes of literature afoot
theyll be out to eat me in a sec

[chronomancer]

ill be disappointed if youre not holdin that table jade
disappointed to tears
hell ill feed you to those books myself
thats howw disappointed ill be

[...and then he's actually leaving the terminal and going off to find her. And trying real hard to not show how nervous he was, all of a sudden. And then.

Well.

There she is. In the flesh. Play it cool, Ampora. Play it cool. ]

Still holdin that table, Jade?

[mamadonna]

I Beg Your Pardon For The Interruption, Clearly This Is All Highly Important, And I Can Understand Some Disorientation Upon Arrival.
However, I Must Inquire As To The Meaning Behind "A/S/L".

[ She barely even knows computers by this point. ]

[gaiangearhead]

age/sex/location eridan jeez i thought you were on top of this

[mamadonna]

Oh, Well, I Apologize For The Confusion, Then.
[ SOME NUMBER BETWEEN 25 AND 35 I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET ]/Female/The Electronic Communication Machine Station Nearest Room 1-10.
Though I'll Excuse You For Mistaking My Identity With That Of My Castemate, As Eridan Is Clearly A Very Distinct Individual From Myself.

[metawoof]

jade????
ok are you from yet ANOTHER alternate universe??
because i am pretty sure jade types in green
you know like this!
:/

[gaiangearhead]

excuuuuuuse me
john i didnt know you were trying out for the sassolympics with lalonde
jade has always
and will forever
type in the coolest of cool reds as befits a cool person like themselves
duh

[metawoof]

nooooo i am not john!!
my name is echidna
and i am pretty sure you are from somewhere else because the jade i know about does not type in red that is more dave's thing
also i do not think cool people talk in the third person

[ocariness]

Jade is a lovely name. :)
Though... if I may ask, what does asl mean?
I am... not accustomed to your ways, I apologize.

[finallycowboys]

30/m/I don't know, to be frank.