numero uno [text]

[gaiangearhead]

k so
i was sitting here pondering the meaning of life and what the fuck i wish i had had for breakfast yesterday
(yesterday was long ok a girl has to make a burrito last)
and i was gonna make a public service announcement going "oh hey i got kidnapped whats up with that?"
but then i realized that was kind of boring so i deleted it
like so quick you dont even know broseph i was bookin it

anyway uh guess i should say
asl???
me i am a fine bro
13/f/some creepy place that wrote me a creepy welcome note
the name is jade
if anyones seen a john or a rose or hell, even a creepy prick who has ooglyboogly creepytimes going on
(thats dave btw)
tell me, ok?
i need to talk to them asap it is super mega important
shit is going down and we need to convene like
convening
seagulls
yeah

[ ooc: i will be a little slow for awhile, but replies will definitely be forthcoming! ]

Comments

[mamadonna]

I Beg Your Pardon For The Interruption, Clearly This Is All Highly Important, And I Can Understand Some Disorientation Upon Arrival.
However, I Must Inquire As To The Meaning Behind "A/S/L".

[ She barely even knows computers by this point. ]

[gaiangearhead]

age/sex/location eridan jeez i thought you were on top of this

[mamadonna]

Oh, Well, I Apologize For The Confusion, Then.
[ SOME NUMBER BETWEEN 25 AND 35 I HAVEN'T DECIDED YET ]/Female/The Electronic Communication Machine Station Nearest Room 1-10.
Though I'll Excuse You For Mistaking My Identity With That Of My Castemate, As Eridan Is Clearly A Very Distinct Individual From Myself.