numero uno [text]

[gaiangearhead]

k so
i was sitting here pondering the meaning of life and what the fuck i wish i had had for breakfast yesterday
(yesterday was long ok a girl has to make a burrito last)
and i was gonna make a public service announcement going "oh hey i got kidnapped whats up with that?"
but then i realized that was kind of boring so i deleted it
like so quick you dont even know broseph i was bookin it

anyway uh guess i should say
asl???
me i am a fine bro
13/f/some creepy place that wrote me a creepy welcome note
the name is jade
if anyones seen a john or a rose or hell, even a creepy prick who has ooglyboogly creepytimes going on
(thats dave btw)
tell me, ok?
i need to talk to them asap it is super mega important
shit is going down and we need to convene like
convening
seagulls
yeah

[ ooc: i will be a little slow for awhile, but replies will definitely be forthcoming! ]

Comments

[metawoof]

nooooo i am not john!!
my name is echidna
and i am pretty sure you are from somewhere else because the jade i know about does not type in red that is more dave's thing
also i do not think cool people talk in the third person