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[empurress]

:ε ~the adorabubble sea kitten and ruler of all the currents glubs with her unrestrained curiosity at having new waters to expurrlore~
:ε ~and her cute nose wrinkles beclaws the waves smell diffurrent!~
:ε ~but this isnt a terribubble thing at all!!!~
(:ε ~because the grraceful and beautiful empurress didnt really like where she was befur~
Xε ~and maybe this is the place where she can be the flounder of her mew Alternian empurrer!!!!~
>Xε ~which will be much better than the old one because she will be a much better empurress!!!~
(:ε ~but despite her being supurr dupurr brave she turns and glubs one tiny mew which is both planktive and endearing at efurrything else being destroyed~
>:ε ~which she isnt sure she believes anyway!!!~
:ε ~but even if it was she'd purrsevere which leads her to majestically crest the waves and decree~
Xε ~ WHERE IS EFURRYBODY??

(ooc: Please let me know if you want me to drop Nepeta's quirk / go to video in any threads or not!)

Comments

[empurress]

:ε ~ i betta they wouldnt here!
:ε ~ since youre not trying to keep all that time stuff strait anemonemore!

This thread is now kind of hilarious/depressing in light of the Valentine's event.

[chronomancer]

wwell no im not
i mean i havvent had to yet
so i guess theres a chance youre right

sob ikr

[empurress]

xε ~ its more than a little chance!
:ε ~ you should listen to your empurress

OTL

[chronomancer]

...youre right
the... empuress knowws best right?

[empurress]

xε ~ PAWLWAYS!!

[chronomancer]

then ill
do the right thing
an obey my empress
is that okay?

[empurress]

:ε ~ its just fin by me!!!
:ε ~ you just do your best purridan ok!!

[chronomancer]

alright
has anyone explained about the towwer yet?

[empurress]

:ε ~ people have said fins to me! what do you mean?

[chronomancer]

did they explain about the floors an stuff

[empurress]

:ε ~the empurress swims around in a circle for a moment before breaching the surface again majestically~
:ε ~ nope!! just that we have rooms and that its like a giant scratching post!!

[chronomancer]

wwell
somethin like that
theres twwenty five floors an some a them are dangerous so you got to be careful
oh
an you havve to eat this oatmeal thing before you can eat anythin else
its kind of tasteless

[empurress]

>:ε ~the empurress hisses in disgust because she hates oatmewl~
:ε ~ what if i just go and eat the other things instead??
:ε ~ and what kind of dangerous????

[chronomancer]

yeah
its not
my favvorite thing in the wworld either but they say you cant eat anything else if you dont eat the oatmeal first
literally apparently
the oh i hope you havve a spare dreamself lyin around kind a dangerous
except i dont think you really need dreamselvves anymore
because death isnt really permanent?
its confusin
but kar is
vvery vvocal
about howw much he doesnt like this place
kan too

[empurress]

>:ε ~ its better than just waiting fur jack to find us on the veil!!
(:ε ~ even if we have to eat gross yucky oatmewl
(:ε ~ how can that even kill you i don't understand??
:ε ~ but what happens to us if we die then?

[chronomancer]

i dont think its the oatmeal that kills you
its just that you cant eat anythin until you eat it first
theres also monsters around the towwer an stuff
i havvent really seen much but some a the others told me wweird things happen sometimes

[empurress]

:ε ~ whale
xε ~ wweird is better than boring!!!
:ε ~ hee hee its wweird to speak with your wwavvy accent

help. cannot handle the cute.

[chronomancer]

heh
does that mean i need to do the fishy puns?
i mean
~ the jadeblood wwonders if the empurress wwill be offended if he uses her fin fish puns ~

these two are so derpy i love it

[empurress]

:ε ~the empurress glubs in approvval not being offended at all because the puns are a lot of fin!!~
:ε ~ buuuuut maybe you should start wwith the kitty puns first
:ε ~ theyre easier fur beginners i think

nepeta, you bring the best out of him, really

[chronomancer]

possibly
i mean
pawssibly
is that right?

she tries :3

[empurress]

xε ~ yep!!!
:ε ~ hee hee hee youre crabtching on

best kitty empurress evver

[chronomancer]

heh
thanks
i think i still need some practice

she tries that too!!!

[empurress]

:ε ~ all it takes is time
:ε ~ and youve always been good with that!!
(:ε ~ oops i mean youvve

i think that last one is pure natural talent at work ;3

[chronomancer]

maybe
i think i might stick to mine fer a wwhile though
im not all that good wwith puns

shore is :33

[empurress]

:ε ~ well you know what they say
xε ~ practice makes purrfect!!!