[text] I am sorry to every single Homestuck RPer.

[herpderphero]

oka wait this isn't going to work >:(

um, is this better?? wait wait ta-da!!!

oh right, um! this is amadeus! i want to ask something that has to do with font!

i know there's a lot of AUs
or OUs
or...whatever you'd prefer i call you!!

but, why does everyone use the same font? doesn't that strike anyone else as weird??? i mean, i don't know why dick (our DM!!!) was insistent, but i'm just curious, is all!

maybe if we didn't all type in courier we wouldn't have all those sad accidents of people mistaking others by fonts or whatever!

not that i think anyone is entitled to keep theirs over anyone elses!

okay maybe this was a bad idea

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[metawoof]

but they arent british! :/
grandpa is from chicago!!!

do not worry noble heir
so long as there is some threat to time and space
and some evil villain shall seek to rend the universes asunder!
i shall be there to protect the people and curb your galaxy-destroying powers!! B]
*Suavely catches!*

[herpderphero]

um
i doubt dick would notice?

oooh ms hackett oooh
*and then there were sakura petals everywhere*

[metawoof]

but a good tabletop player seeks to be accurate in all aspects of their character!
just like a good actor!!
this is serious business ammy idk if you noticed!!!!

;D ;D ;D
*and there was a soft musical score and everyone cheered*
*just like in the animes*

[herpderphero]

well excuuuuuuuuuse me, princess!
witchess?
whatever!
but excuuuuuuuuuse me, regardless!!!

*and then the epilogue credits with like*
*90s style freezeframes*
*oh and Journey was playing*

[metawoof]

you are not excused
now you are to become a newt for your insolence :|

*it is always Journey*
*and then we won the academy awards*
*all the critics cried*
*it was beautiful*

[herpderphero]

um
what noise does a newt make? :/

don't stop
believin'
hold on to that
feeeeeeeeeelin'

[metawoof]

uuuuuummmmm
i have no idea :O
i think some sort of lizardy tongue flicky noise???

streeeeeetlight
peeeeooooplllleeeooohhhhhaaaaahhhhaahhhhhaahhhhh~

[herpderphero]

don't stop belieeeeeevin'~~~
ho~ooo~ooo~oooooooold
ooooooooooooooooooo~oooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnuhhhhhh~~~~~~~~

[metawoof]

just a small town girl
living in a loooonely wooorrr~llldddd~
she took the midnight train goooiiinnngg aaaanyyyyywheeeerrreeeeeeeee~

[herpderphero]

just a city booooooooy~
born and raised in south detroiiiiiiiiit~
(well technically northwest detroit but still)
he took the midnight train going
aaaaaaaanyyyyyyyywheeeeeeeereeeeeeee~~~~~~~~

[metawoof]

A singer in a smokyyyy rooom!
smell of wine and cheeeaap perfuuummmee~!
for a smile they can share the night
it
goes
oooon
and oooooon
and oooooooon
and oooooooonnnnnn~!!

[herpderphero]

not to interrupt our singing extravaganza
but i do have a question

where were you lately? :(
i was really worried, chi!

[metawoof]

oh
um
nowhere really!
idk
just somewhere
dont worry about it!

[herpderphero]

wow chi
you make fun of me for sucking at lying!
c'mon you're like my sister :(
at least tell me you're okay?

[metawoof]

im sorry
i am only good at lying in game i think :(
but i am really ok!
it was just
really dark and
weird

i will tell you about it later ok

[herpderphero]

ok

[text-->action]

[metawoof]

[Well apparently at some point in their textual musical, the two had moved to adjacent computers. So after staring at the screen for a moment, Echidna just scooted over next to Ammy and wrapped her arms around his torso for a hug.

Deal with it.]