[text] I am sorry to every single Homestuck RPer.

[herpderphero]

oka wait this isn't going to work >:(

um, is this better?? wait wait ta-da!!!

oh right, um! this is amadeus! i want to ask something that has to do with font!

i know there's a lot of AUs
or OUs
or...whatever you'd prefer i call you!!

but, why does everyone use the same font? doesn't that strike anyone else as weird??? i mean, i don't know why dick (our DM!!!) was insistent, but i'm just curious, is all!

maybe if we didn't all type in courier we wouldn't have all those sad accidents of people mistaking others by fonts or whatever!

not that i think anyone is entitled to keep theirs over anyone elses!

okay maybe this was a bad idea

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[restitchtime]

[yeeeeeah]

Ɛthis happens to be a pictorial representation of the clouds of prospit3
Ɛway to be insensitive about my species and my quirk3
Ɛbut i guess i might be able to forgive you since your heart seems to be in the right place3

[herpderphero]

oh, are the clouds blueish?
i never got any of the fluffy information stuff for the cloud stuff
'cept that one time but dick was being a dick about it and i wasn't really paying attention :/

yep, my heart is indeed in the proper space within my ribcage for a standard human!
:B

[restitchtime]

Ɛim a troll3
Ɛwhat do you think this nasty color represents for me?3
Ɛcome on, dont make me think youre dumb as shit right after i got over you being ignorant and insensitive3

Ɛbut thats good to hear3
Ɛyou pink monkeys are weird enough, i dont need anybody rearranging your freaky anatomy any more than it already is3

[herpderphero]

hey, i never played with the trolls much!
well okay i couldn't avoid them forever but they're sort of scary!
so i never really paid attention to the hemospectrum stuff
sorry :(

i dunno, i think my uncle was dextrocardic?
but he sort of
died
so i don't know much about him, really!
he was also kind of a jerk

[restitchtime]

Ɛlike thats my problem?3
Ɛif you wanted to avoid this shit you shouldnt have landed your ass in a tower that splits alternate timelines like hair follices3
Ɛif you think were scarier now just wait until you really fuck up3

Ɛmost people are, news at eleven3
Ɛbut ive got you beat! i know a couple douches with no hearts at all3

[herpderphero]

okay that's true
i don't really know what i'm doing here!
most people seem to have some sort of power or something to contribute :(

oh
welp
that's, unfortunate!
i guess that's what happens when someone is met with SUPER SCARY TROLLS right?

[restitchtime]

Ɛwhoa, hey, back up a second3
Ɛare you implying that you don't have any supernatural power?3

Ɛwhats more unfortunate is that they keep harassing me3
Ɛyoud think common sense would tell them to run from my terrifying visage3
Ɛbut i guess that went out the window with the hearts3